Local Author Going On Sabbatical . . . Again
Buffalo, NY—As the dog days of August wane local author P.A.Kane is again going on sabbatical from Buffalo Mud. Loyal Mud readers will recall the site went dark last August …
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Citing 2nd Amendment Concerns South Buffalo Parents Will Continue To Send Kids To Public Schools
Buffalo, N.Y.—Throughout the summer Bucky and Margret Sullivan have been wrestling with the idea of homeschooling their two kids, Fallon, 8 and James, 6. The South Buffalo parents are annoyed …
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MAGAMingle.US . . . A Dating Site Where Grabbing Pussy Is Celebrated
World Wide Web—MAGAMingle.US is a dating platform designed for like-minded people on the right side of the political spectrum. MAGAMingle.US, is where Trump/MAGA supporters, conservatives, republicans, Tea Party members, populists, …
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Area Bar Patrons Decide Today’s Kids Are Soft
Buffalo, NY—Watching the show of sportsmanship between two opponents at the Little League World Series Southwest Regional game in Waco, Texas from his seat at Big Tony’s Grill on Bailey …
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Neil Young Pissed At Outpouring Of Love For Joni Mitchell Following Newport Return
Redwood City, Ca.—Speaking from his Broken Arrow ranch in northern California rocker Neil Young was pissed at all the love and attention Joni Mitchell was getting for her recent appearance …
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Punk Rocker Heartbroken To See Old Mates All Cowboyed Up For Garth Brooks Concert
Orchard Park, N.Y.—Frankie Lumen opened up his social media accounts early Sunday morning and was heartbroken to see pics of some of his old mates all cowboyed up at the …
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Local Author Running Out Of Excuses To Avoid Playing Golf
West Seneca, N.Y.—Local author P.A. Kane is running out of excuses to avoid playing golf. Earlier this week, he told his partner in the South Park Men’s League, Jessie Holmes …
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January 6th Select Committee Passes On Tiffany Trump’s Offer To Testify
Washington, D.C.—Tiffany Trump, the daughter of the former president Donald Trump from his only American wife, Marla Maples, reached out to January 6th Select Committee chairman Bennie Thompson (D. MS) …
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Buffalo Mud Writers Flummoxed Trying To Top The Every Day Crazy Shit Carl Paladino Says
Buffalo, NY—The authors of Buffalo Mud are experiencing some real brain freeze trying to top the crazy shit real estate developer and House candidate for NY23, Carl Paladino says every …
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Local Man Sick Of All This Gratefulness Nonsense
Lackawanna, NY—Seeing a glowy orange picture of a setting sun above Woodlawn Beach on a friend’s social media page, which implores viewers to be grateful for this beautiful gift from …
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