The World's Mud with a Local Spin
Washington, D.C.—While markets tumbled precipitously Monday, President Donald Trump participated in the White House’s traditional Easter Egg Roll and Coloring Contest. Like at his Doral Golf Club, where he recently …
Trump Declares Victory In Coloring Contest, Egg Roll—Calls Kids ‘Major Losers’ Read More
Buffalo, NY—On April 2nd, voters from various right-wing groups across Western New York were upset with President Trump’s wide-ranging tariffs, which tanked markets and impacted their savings and retirement accounts. …
Voters Want Trump To Focus On Pain and Misery Rather Than Economy Read More
Washington D.C.—This week, Republican House member Marjorie Taylor Green organized a congressional DOGE hearing concerning funding for the Public Broadcasting Service (PBS) and National Public Radio (NPR). The Georgia representative …
Aaron Rodgers Faces Contempt Charges; Big Bird Grilled At GOP PBS, NPR Hearings Read More
Washington, D.C.—This past weekend, Elon Musk’s, DOGE team of six engineers moved to dismantle the United States Agency for International Development (U.S.A.I.D.). U.S.A.I.D. administers American soft power overseas in the …
Space X Intern Demands U.S.A.I.D. Reports Ahead Of His 11pm Curfew Read More
Mar-A-Loco, Fl.—Seeking to diminish the intense blowback over the controversial cabinet nominations of Robert Kennedy Jr. at Health and Human Services and Pete Hegseth at the Department of Defense, President-elect …
Moon Unit Zappa Rebuffs Trump’s Overtures to Head Space Force Read More
Houston, Texas—Last week, the satirical outlet The Onion won an auction to acquire the conspiracy platform Infowars in Houston bankruptcy court. After the deal was completed, auditors realized that they …
Buffalo Mud Wins Infowars Shed at Auction Read More
USA— Donald Trump and the Republican Party won a decisive electoral victory last week riding a wave of economic disillusionment, xenophobia, sexism, and transphobia, Trump gained ground in every county …
Democrats Pivot to New Enemy: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Read More
Western New York—The electric rollout of Kamala Harris and Tim Walz’s presidential campaign on Tuesday night left some Western New Yorkers a little confused. Despite a host of speakers that …
Deprived Of References To Sharks, Windmills And Carnage Leaves Some Western New Yorkers Confused At Harris/Walz Rollout Read More
Washington D.C.—This week a leak revealed that the intrepid mustache of former National Security Advisor, John Bolton was hatching a plan to knock Donald Trump out of the 2024 presidential …
Leak Reveals John Bolton’s Intrepid Mustache Planning To Knock Trump Out Presidential Race Read More
Bryant Pond, Maine—After his abrupt ouster from Fox News at the beginning of the week right wing host Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson is spending a quiet weekend tanning his testicles …
Tucker Carlson Spends Quiet Weekend Tanning Testicles With Don Jr. and Don Lemon Read More