Self Hating Sabres Fans Missing The Misery
Buffalo, NY—While the weekly anxiety inducing third-quarter swoon by Josh Allen and the Bills falls squarely in line with the futility of Buffalo sports teams, this year the Bills have …
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Local Woman Wants To Date Someone Not Obsessed With Josh Allen
Amherst, New York—Andrea Ogletree, a twenty-five year old graduate student at the University of Buffalo recently started dating again after ending a long term relationship with her boyfriend Andre. The …
Read MoreArea Mental Health Professionals Overwhelmed With Questions About The Bills
Buffalo, New York—With the Covid 19 pandemic building steam for a second wave . . . with unemployment at ten-percent . . . with tensions from racial unrest surging . …
Read MoreJack Eichel Reveals He’s A Juggalo: Bummed Summer “Gathering” Is Cancelled
North Chelmsford, Massachusetts—Buffalo Sabres star forward Jack Eichel revealed this week he is a fan of the hardcore hip hop duo, Insane Clown Posse (ICP)and considers himself a Juggalo. Following …
Read MoreFired Sabretooth Happy To Be Moving On
Buffalo, NY—Overlooked in the Buffalo Sabres dismissal of twenty-two employees this past week, which included General Manager, Jason Botterill, his assistants and scouting staff, along with Chis Taylor and his …
Read MoreBills Fans Giddy Over Fast Start
Buffalo, NY—The Buffalo Bills 2-0 start to the 2019 NFL season has long suffering fans of the team absolutely giddy. The radio airwaves in Buffalo and around the nation have …
Read MoreTwenty Years Later “No Goal” Still Makes Locals Feel Like Losers
Buffalo NY— In the long, knife twisting history of Buffalo sports futility No Goal is only out flanked by Wide Right. June 19, 2019 marked the twentieth anniversary of Brett …
Read MoreMarine Drive Dog Out To Pee Accidentally Runs Buffalo Half Marathon And Places Fifth
Buffalo, NY—A four-year old bloodhound named Klondike was out for his morning pee when he accidently caught on with runners along the Marine Drive stretch of the Buffalo Half Marathon. …
Read MoreGronk Steps Away From Football Saying: “I’m Tired Of Owning The Bills”
Buffalo, NY—After nine seasons with the New England Patriots, Williamsville native Rob Gronkowski announced his retirement from football this week. The factors that led the three-time Super Bowl champ to …
Read MoreRussian Long Jumper Seeks Date With Bills QB, Josh Allen
Buffalo NY—Last week, powered by one passing and two running touchdowns from rookie quarterback Josh Allen the Buffalo Bills defeated the Minnesota Vikings 27-6. While leading the Bills to this improbable …
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