Christmas Shopping With Jack Conrad
Buffalo, NY—South Buffalo legend Jack Conrad was in a festive mood after downing a couple of dogs with everything at Abbott Texas Hots. But his spirits would dampen as he …
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Crush On Georgia Congresswoman Leads Jack Conrad to Join GOP
Buffalo, NY—South Buffalo legend Jack Conrad, filed paperwork this week to become a member of the Republican party. Longtime Conrad followers were shocked by this development since he has been …
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For Billionth Time Twitter User Urges County Executive Poloncarz To Stick Something In His Ass
Erie County, NY—On November 23, 2022 Erie County Executive Mark Poloncarz tweeted out a picture of the environmental impact statement (New York State Environmental Quality Act) regarding the Buffalo Bills …
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Local Man Home For Holiday Doing Bare Minimum To Maintain His Life
Kenmore, NY—Andrew Loafer, a twenty-seven year old software engineer at Tucker Energy in Tulsa, Oklahoma returned to Western New York for the Thanksgiving holiday this past week. In catching up …
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Local Author Considers Run For Public Office In West Seneca
West Seneca, NY—For the last few weeks local author P.A. Kane has been seeing posts in his social media from the West Seneca Democratic Party seeking candidates for a slew …
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Area Man More Convinced Universe Righting Itself After Second Straight Bills Loss
Buffalo, NY—Many Western New Yorkers will wake on Monday morning feeling the effects of a second straight Bills loss. Some will think about resuming an old cigarette habit, others will …
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Local Man Asserts Bills Loss First Step Toward Righting The Universe
Buffalo, NY—Many Western New Yorkers woke up Monday morning after the Bills loss to the Jets thinking about resuming that old cigarette habit or just calling off work and binging …
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World Wants Elon Musk To “Shut The Fuck Up”
Planet Earth—Consensus on any topic among planet Earth’s one-hundred-ninety-five countries is nearly impossible, but there is unanimity when it comes to the world’s richest, and arguably whitest man—a man whiter …
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Area Woman Promises To Increase Productivity By Appealing Co-workers Primitive Desires
Buffalo, NY—Parkside resident Ariana Mustang is not interested in building her LinkedIn connections or her resume. She doesn’t have career goals or objectives despite being a summa cum laude graduate …
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Williamsville Astrophysicist Temporarily Leaves NASA To Follow Bills
Buffalo, N.Y.—Twenty-nine year old Astrophysicist and Williamsville native, Dr. Nicholas Knocklinger has decided to take a temporary leave from NASA, where he heads up a team interpreting images from the …
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