The Turds Of March
By David P. Zach- Senior Mud Correspondent Spring. Young men’s fancy turn to thoughts of love. Old men tell you how the flowers were more respectful in the fifties. Birds …
Read MoreLocal Author Wrecks Golf Weekend
Largo, Florida—A recent mid-winter golf weekend in Florida with his brothers and a few old friends was wrecked by the eccentricities of local author P.A.Kane (Leaving Jackson Wolf, Written In …
Read MoreDespite Size And Lack Of Sex Parts A Dog Is Still A Dog
Orchard Park, NY—Despite less than robust size, and a lack of sex parts the Buckclap family of Orchard Park constantly has to physically dismount their three year old male Scotty, …
Read MoreLocal Author Provides Post-Valentine Playlist For The Sad And Loveless
Buffalo, New York—For local author P.A.Kane (Leaving Jackson Wolf; Written In The Stars:The Book Of Molly) and his wife Donna, this past Valentine’s Day was just another random Thursday. Unlike …
Read MoreMiddle School Artist Disagrees With “Worst Halftime Ever” Description
Buffalo NY—The assessment that this year’s Super Bowl halftime show by Adam Levine and Maroon 5, was the worst in history drew strong disagreement from City Honors middle school doodle …
Read MoreLocal Man Carrying KonMari Tidying Up Method Too Far
Buffalo, NY—Henry Bonefickle, a parts manager at Booswami Hyundai was recently drawn into a new Netflix series featuring best-selling author and decluttering guru Marie Kondo. Kondo, is a Japanese woman …
Read MorePhony Leftist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez To Propose User Fee On Air
Washington D.C.—Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC), the twenty-nine year old Democratic Socialist from New York’s 14the Congressional District is being characterized by Republicans as the left’s latest phony hero. AOC’s socialist rhetoric …
Read MoreNearly Forty Years Later Three Yearbook Staffers Express Regret At Page of Asses
Buffalo, New York—Nearly forty years later three student staff members of the 1980 Dial, South Park High School’s yearbook, have expressed regret over the exploitative page of asses they included …
Read MoreD.A.M. – Dave’s Asbestos Miracle
By David P. Zach Buffalo, NY—Hello. I’m David P. Zach. You may know me as the writer of the funny sections of this blog, but I’m much more than that: …
Read MoreEven With New Asbestos Hair Stephen Miller Is The Least Fuckable Man In America
Washington D.C.—This past weekend Senior Advisor to the President, Stephen Miller, the architect of the draconian Trump immigration policy, which bans Muslims and cages children showed up for a …
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