The Other Virus: BUFFO- 13 Herpes
Buffalo, NY—I have always taken the BUFFO-13 Herpes Virus seriously. Let’s just get that straight right off the bat. As it burned through the city’s bars and gyms and bridge …
Read MoreIrish Revelers Make Plans To Self-Quarantine Along Old Neighborhood Parade Route
Buffalo, New York—While parades have been cancelled in Boston, Chicago, Cleveland and Dublin, due to fears arising from Coronavirus, the quintessential St. Patrick’s Day celebration, the Old Neighborhood Parade in …
Read MoreA Buffalo Mud Coronavirus Special Edition: You’re Going To Die
Buffalo, NY—Maybe not today or tomorrow, but with a gameshow host in the White House managing a possible pandemic your chances are increasing by the minute. Even if you make …
Read MoreLicensed To Talk Interviews The Ghost Of Jimmy Griffin
Purgatory/South Buffalo, NY—Well past midnight last Tuesday, as they were working out a bump for Dog Ears Bookstore@688 Abbott Road, Jim Creahan and Mark Barrett, co-hosts of Buffalo’s premier podcast, …
Read MorePre-Schooler Takes Steps In Understanding The Only True Fun In Life Is Drinking And Sex
Indian Rocks Beach, Fl.—Building sand castles with his parents at Indian Rocks Beach this past Saturday morning pre-schooler Dylan Claymore of Kenmore took his first steps in understanding the only …
Read MoreHoly Fuck, Someone Married Stephen Miller
Washington, D.C.—Monday morning the world was stunned to learn Trump Senior Advisor and White Supremacist, Stephen Miller found an actual woman to marry him. Miller’s new wife, Katie Waldman, was …
Read MoreReagan & Zadie: After The Fox Hunt- By Harry Winsor (Prince Harry)
Dear Buffalo Mud Reader: In January 2020 Harry Windsor, formerly Henry Charles Albert David- Duke of Sussex or just plain old Prince Harry, along with his wife Meghan Markle, stepped …
Read MoreUnidentified White Women Complains About Modest Florida Breeze
Largo, Florida—An unidentified white woman complained about the chill she was hoping to survive from the modest Florida breeze when she exited the heated pool at the Glenwood condominium complex. The …
Read MorePrince Harry Interviews For A Position With Buffalo Mud
Buffalo, NY—P.A. Kane, author and publisher of the satire website Buffalo Mud has confirmed that he recently met and interviewed, Prince Harry- the former Henry Charles Albert David- Duke of …
Read MoreLocal Author Already Sick Of Being Zen
Buffalo, NY—Freed from the tyranny of nearly three decades corporate service local author P.A. Kane now spends his days in peace and tranquility walking in the woods with his dog, …
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