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Bishop Malone Named Narcissist Of The Year

September 15, 2019September 15, 2019

Buffalo,NY—Buffalo Bishop Richard J. Malone was named Narcissist of the Year by the National Association of Narcissists of the United States (NANUS). After several rounds of voting where NANUS members …

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New Photo Reveals Local Author Is HUGE!

September 7, 2019October 5, 2019

Buffalo, NY—For years local author P.A.Kane has endured rumors regarding his lack of manhood. A recently leaked photograph seems to refute these rumors and reveal the author to be HUGE.  …

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Nissan “Juke” Owner Is An Asshole

September 5, 2019September 6, 2019

Orchard Park, NY— Bill Wellington, a thirty-one year old RN at the Orchard Park Immediate Care is an asshole about his Nissan Juke.   The Juke is a subcompact crossover SUV …

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Bulletproof Apparel: It’s Sensible And It Looks Good Too…

August 29, 2019August 30, 2019

United States, America—With the new school year (aka the shooting season) ramping up parents are not only buying pencils and rulers, but the latest bulletproof apparel. As mass shootings continue …

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Study Finds AR15 Owners Have Highest Prevalence Of Micro-Penises

August 23, 2019August 23, 2019

Wheeling, WV—A wide-ranging study conducted by Schlong University found that military style, AR15 gun owners have the highest prevalence of micro-penises in the country. Lead researcher Dr. Christopher Hoggsealt said …

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Movement To Demote Local Drummer “Bad Ronald” To “Just Ronald” Growing

August 19, 2019August 20, 2019

Buffalo NY—Through luck, happenstance and grace, local drummer Ron Leistien was bestowed with the moniker “Bad Ronald,” by legendary Western New York artist, Greg Sterlace. But as a result of …

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Arts/Living

Music Snob Says Yacht Rock Produces Extreme Feelings Of Indifference

August 14, 2019August 14, 2019

West Seneca, NY—Music snob, and local author P.A.Kane (Leaving Jackson Wolf; Written In The Stars: The Book Of Molly) says that Yacht Rock radio— smooth, soulless niche music—produces feelings of …

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Extreme Sex Leads To Kaisertown Woman’s Death, Husband Faces Possible Charges

August 9, 2019August 10, 2019

Buffalo NY—A 911 call was placed by Kaisertown resident Stan Dombrowski when his wife, Marion became unresponsive during an extended session of coitus. The couple had recently resumed their long …

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National

The Real Places Where Trump Was A First Responder

August 2, 2019August 3, 2019

Washington D.C.—This past week President Trump signed a bill permanently reauthorizing the September 11th Victim Compensation Fund, which provides health care funding for surviving first responders of the nine-eleven terror …

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Arts/Living

Mature Kaisertown Woman Stumbles Onto Secret For Mind Blowing Sex

July 25, 2019August 1, 2019

Buffalo NY—After years of a shaky sexless marriage Marion Dombrowski of Kaisertown finally talked her way too proud husband Stan into securing pills to help him and her with his …

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