Local Man Sick Of All This Gratefulness Nonsense
Lackawanna, NY—Seeing a glowy orange picture of a setting sun above Woodlawn Beach on a friend’s social media page, which implores viewers to be grateful for this beautiful gift from …
Read MoreDespite Visual Evidence Wife Of Local Author Still Doesn’t Believe He Can Walk On Water
Buffalo, N.Y.—This week local author P.A.Kane was taking an early morning hike along a creek bed in Chestnut Ridge Park with a friend and his trusted forty-nine pound canine companion …
Read MoreProud Boys Dispute Embedded Filmmakers Taco Claims
Washington D.C.—Last week documentary filmmaker Nick Quested, testified before the House Select Committee on the January 6 Attack. Quested had been embedded with the white supremacist hate group, the Proud …
Read MoreFormer Bills Quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick To Advocate For “Hairy Man” Causes In Retirement
Buffalo, NY—After seventeen seasons former Bills quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick retired from the NFL this week. The journeyman signal caller played for nine different teams, amassing a record of 59-87-1 with …
Read MoreLocal Father Gently Pleads With Son To Stop Going Out Into World Like A Cowboy Asshole
Snyder, N.Y.—This week Albert Gilipolas of Snyder gently pleaded with his twenty-five year old son, Albert Jr. to stop going out into the world like some cowboy asshole. The elder …
Read MoreLocal Woman Surprised At How Mean People Are On The Internet
West Seneca, NY— Donna Issatwink was surprised and quite frankly a little hurt at the reaction her short innocuous letter-to-the-editor in Buffalo News received this past week from internet commenters. …
Read MoreMeme Cat Stepping Back From Spotlight To Do Regular Cat Shit
www.—Smudge, the white internet meme cat known for owning the hysterical, finger pointing, blond Karen, with its pithy one liners has decided to take a break from the spotlight to …
Read MoreLame Third Period Wave Marrs Rick Jeanneret’s Glorious Final Call
Buffalo, NY—Friday night marked the end to the fifty-one year run of Buffalo Sabres play-by-play man Rick Jeanneret. His glorious final call featured a walk-off overtime goal by Casey Mittelstadt …
Read MoreHandyman’s Skills Prompt Wife Of Local Author To Reevaluate Life Choices
West Seneca, NY—Donna Kane, the wife of local author P.A.Kane has been giddy for the last two weeks as skilled handyman and all-around good guy Rich Hannotte has been updating …
Read MoreHair Stylists Stage Intervention At Congressman Higgins’ Office
Buffalo, NY—A couple of hair stylists staged an intervention this week at the Larkinville office of U.S. Congressman Brain Higgins, hoping to thwart a full blown tragedy with the representative’s …
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