Lifelong Liberal Wants To Know How “Ayn Rand” Book Ended Up On His Bookshelf
Buffalo, NY—He was at Madison Square Garden for the “No Nukes” concert in ‘79. He was at the WTO protests in Seattle in 1999. And, this past spring he marched …
Read MoreUpdate: Jack Conrad Is Now A Crazy Cat Lady
Buffalo, NY—Judging from a slew of pictures populating his Facebook wall it appears that everyone’s favorite South Buffalonian, Jack Conrad is now a crazy cat lady. Gone from his page …
Read MoreChildren’s Classic “Goodnight Moon” Results In Area Dad Losing His Shit
Buffalo, NY—Cliff Fandango, a Biology teacher at South Park High School has become totally frustrated with his nine-month old son Finn Fandango. On several occasions the elder Fandango has lost …
Read MoreLocal Author Finds Poetic Voice
Buffalo, NY—During a recent lake vacation while watching a hawk methodically circle the sky, local author P.A.Kane (Written In The Stars: The Book Of Molly; Leaving Jackson Wolf and coming …
Read MoreLocal Woman Wants To Date Someone Not Obsessed With Josh Allen
Amherst, New York—Andrea Ogletree, a twenty-five year old graduate student at the University of Buffalo recently started dating again after ending a long term relationship with her boyfriend Andre. The …
Read MoreArea Mental Health Professionals Overwhelmed With Questions About The Bills
Buffalo, New York—With the Covid 19 pandemic building steam for a second wave . . . with unemployment at ten-percent . . . with tensions from racial unrest surging . …
Read MoreQAnon Reveals Hillary Clinton Secretly Rushed To Hospital During Deep State Meeting
Washington, D.C.—Coded messages from QAnon or “Q” revealed that former Secretary of State and leading Deep State operative Hillary Clinton was secretly rushed to the hospital this week after choking …
Read MoreSarah Palin To Star In Falwell Porno
Anchorage, Alaska—Unemployed and recently divorced former Alaska governor and Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin announced this week she has contracted with Powtang Studios to star in a pornographic film titled “Two …
Read MoreSocially Awkward Cheektowaga Man Thriving During Pandemic
Cheektowaga, NY—The life of Ostanti Grosz, an overnight manager at the Union Road, Storage Plus, has changed in a big way since the onset of the Covid 19. Prior to …
Read MoreMike Pence Experiences Further Shrinkage With Kamala Harris Pick
Washington D.C.—Even though he was far removed from any kind of swimming situation, a less than robust Mike Pence experienced further penile shrinkage as the result of Kamala Harris being …
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