Seeing Nephew In Jets Gear, Uncle Paul Mobilizes Intervention
Rockland County, NY—When he came across a photo of his three-year-old nephew, Parker, sporting New York Jets gear on social media, Uncle Paul copied it and sent a WTF?—text to …
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Mailroom Guy Annoys The Shit Out Of Coworkers With His Mock Drafts
Buffalo, NY—The internet and high-speed computing have become a pervasive part of life across the globe. Right now, sitting in the pockets of billions of people is a handheld computer …
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Local Man Hurt Girlfriend Doesn’t Think About Him When He’s Not Around
Snyder, NY—Wendell Wussman of Snyder was hurt to find out his partner of eleven years, Jill Jeroffsky, almost never thinks about him when he’s not around. This came to light …
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Bills Fans Can’t Wait For The Heartbreak Of Another Season
Pittsford, NY—As we make our way through the dog days of summer the heads of Bills fans are spinning with visions of MVPs, Championships, and Super Bowl parades. News articles, …
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Western New York Football Fans Worried About Josh Allen’s Pending Bachelor Status
Buffalo, NY—This past weekend Josh Allen’s longtime girlfriend Brittany Williams unfollowed the Bills quarterback and took down all the photos of them together from her Instagram page leading to speculation …
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In The Least Surprising Development Ever, Survey Finds Buffalo City With Most Single Women
Buffalo, NY—In the least surprising development ever, a survey conducted by the Thriving Center of Psychology found Buffalo, New York to have the most single women in the United States. …
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Local Author Poised For Congressional Run After Updating Resume
West Seneca, NY—After solicitations from the West Seneca Democratic Party this past fall, local author P.A.Kane was considering a run for one of the many town offices up for grabs. …
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Local Man Asserts Bills Loss First Step Toward Righting The Universe
Buffalo, NY—Many Western New Yorkers woke up Monday morning after the Bills loss to the Jets thinking about resuming that old cigarette habit or just calling off work and binging …
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Despite Visual Evidence Wife Of Local Author Still Doesn’t Believe He Can Walk On Water
Buffalo, N.Y.—This week local author P.A.Kane was taking an early morning hike along a creek bed in Chestnut Ridge Park with a friend and his trusted forty-nine pound canine companion …
Read MoreThe Two Saddest Western New Yorkers Of 2019: Michael Caputo and Jerry Sullivan
Buffalo, New York—As we reflect back on the year that was 2019 the staff at Buffalo Mud has determined, after extensive research, the two saddest people in Western New York …
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