The World's Mud with a Local Spin
Planet Earth—Consensus on any topic among planet Earth’s one-hundred-ninety-five countries is nearly impossible, but there is unanimity when it comes to the world’s richest, and arguably whitest man—a man whiter …
World Wants Elon Musk To “Shut The Fuck Up” Read More
Washington, D.C.—Tiffany Trump, the daughter of the former president Donald Trump from his only American wife, Marla Maples, reached out to January 6th Select Committee chairman Bennie Thompson (D. MS) …
January 6th Select Committee Passes On Tiffany Trump’s Offer To Testify Read More
Washington D.C.—Last week documentary filmmaker Nick Quested, testified before the House Select Committee on the January 6 Attack. Quested had been embedded with the white supremacist hate group, the Proud …
Proud Boys Dispute Embedded Filmmakers Taco Claims Read More
Washington, D.C.—The conservative media company “The Daily Wire” announced this week that it would be spending one-hundred million dollars to produce anti-WOKE children’s programming to counter the out of control …
Conservative “Daily Wire” To Produce Anti-WOKE Kids Programs To Counter Disney Read MoreOrlando, Florida—For the first time since the end of his presidency Donald Trump returned to the public stage at CPAC in Orlando this past weekend, to once again cry foul …
Conspiracy Theorists Struggle To Find New Bullshit To Scare Grievance Filled White People Read MoreWashington, D.C.—As Joe Biden ushers in a more traditional presidency progressive supporters are breathing a sigh of relief. These same progressive supporters however, also find themselves wondering which Applebee’s location …
Progressives Admit They’re Kind Of Missing Trump’s Bullshit Read More
Washington D.C.—Local author P.A.Kane, the 1.5 millionth ranked most popular author on Amazon, was among tens of people who attended President Trump’s farewell from Andrews Air Force Base in Washington …
Local Author Catches The Eye Of Tiffany Trump At President’s Farewell Read MoreUnited States, America—We’ve all made jokes about hockey and doughnuts and the “Maginot Line” being little more than a Nazi speedbump on the way to Paris at the start of …
Capitol Breach Produces Ultimate Humiliation: Canada And France Feel Sorry For United States Read More
Planet Earth—In January of 2018 President Trump referred to several struggling nations as “shithole countries” during a bipartisan meeting on immigration reform with U.S. Senate members. The events of this …
World Agrees: United States Is A Shithole Country Read MoreWashington D.C.—In the aftermath of last week’s election loss to Joe Biden the Trump campaign set up a hotline where people can call and report election irregularities and fraud. “Help …
Trump Voter Fraud Hotline Inundated With Fake Calls And More Read More