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One Foot Cock Saves Weekend Barbecue

June 15, 2023June 25, 2023 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—Despite a beautiful breezy June afternoon Evander Evenwood’s barbecue this past Saturday started out as a low energy bore. Everybody was milling about complaining about the Spotify algorithm pumping …

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Retired FedEx Worker Plans To Reinvent Himself As A Right Wing Troll

June 9, 2023June 20, 2023 - by P.A. Kane

Elma, NY—Feigning like he didn’t just unload the silent but deadly mustard gas during the group photo with his former FedEx co-workers, Mark McBovine sees his post work life taking …

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Awaiting Assignment In Purgatory Jack Conrad Mixes It Up At St. Peter’s Gate

June 1, 2023April 4, 2024 - by P.A. Kane

St. Peter’s Gate, Purgatory—Having transitioned from the earthly to the spectral plane, South Buffalo legend Jack Conrad is mixing it up with the crowd awaiting permanent assignment at St. Peter’s …

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Byrd House Restaurant In Orchard Park Welcomes Conceal Carry Firearms

May 20, 2023June 3, 2023 - by P.A. Kane

Orchard Park, NY—The Byrd House restaurant located on N. Buffalo Street in the business district of Orchard Park recently started to welcome patrons who feel the need to be in …

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Local Woman Complains About Husband’s Indifference A Month Ahead Of Birthday

May 19, 2023June 20, 2023 - by P.A. Kane

Blasdell, NY—Yellow Freight shipping manager Lulu Latoris is annoyed and full of complaints at her husband Larry’s indifference to her upcoming birthday. Latoris, who was born June 24, 1964 starts …

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A Moment Of Silence For South Buffalo Legend Jack Conrad

May 12, 2023June 20, 2023 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—The flags at Buffalo Mud are at half mast as we mourn the unexpected passing of South Buffalo legend Jack Conrad. I first became aware of Jack from the …

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Local Author Concludes It’s Impossible To Hate Tom Hanks And He Fucking Hates That

May 4, 2023June 20, 2023 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—Upon learning that movie icon, Tom Hanks, who the New York Times dubbed: An avatar of American goodness, had written both a book of short stories and now a …

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Republican Candidate Chrissy “CaBoom” Casilio Goes Full “Homina Homina” Trying To Explain Right Wing Posts

March 23, 2023October 11, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

Clarence, NY—Sporting a stunned “Who me?” expression and looking around for her daddy—Clarence Supervisor Patrick Casilio—Republican candidate for Erie County Executive, Chrissy “CaBoom” Casilio went through Jackie Gleason like “homina …

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Local Man Working Keto Diet Regrets Posting Premature Selfie

February 16, 2023May 13, 2023 - by P.A. Kane

Orchard Park, NY—At the beginning of the new-year, Lance Biggers weighed in at a whopping two-hundred-sixty-four pounds. Biggers had been a little soft since falling in love with the buffet …

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Jack Conrad’s Two Day Mighty Taco Binge Triggers West Seneca Earthquake

February 9, 2023May 12, 2023 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—This past Monday at 6:16 am a 3.8 magnitude earthquake struck the Indian Church area of West Seneca. People noted the momentary disruption saying it felt like a car …

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