No One Really Gives A Shit About Local Author’s Cryptic Messages
Buffalo, NY—When Stefon Diggs was a no show at the first day of mandatory mini camp Bills fans went nuts.But rather than really explaining the reason for his absence the …
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Local Woman Upset That Neighbor With Mental Health Issues Doesn’t Hit On Her
Amherst, NY—Eighteen months ago Larry Lazaroni fell from a ladder while hanging Christmas lights at his Frankenhauser Road home in Amherst. Lazaroni suffered head trauma as a result and has …
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One Foot Cock Saves Weekend Barbecue
Buffalo, NY—Despite a beautiful breezy June afternoon Evander Evenwood’s barbecue this past Saturday started out as a low energy bore. Everybody was milling about complaining about the Spotify algorithm pumping …
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Retired FedEx Worker Plans To Reinvent Himself As A Right Wing Troll
Elma, NY—Feigning like he didn’t just unload the silent but deadly mustard gas during the group photo with his former FedEx co-workers, Mark McBovine sees his post work life taking …
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Awaiting Assignment In Purgatory Jack Conrad Mixes It Up At St. Peter’s Gate
St. Peter’s Gate, Purgatory—Having transitioned from the earthly to the spectral plane, South Buffalo legend Jack Conrad is mixing it up with the crowd awaiting permanent assignment at St. Peter’s …
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Byrd House Restaurant In Orchard Park Welcomes Conceal Carry Firearms
Orchard Park, NY—The Byrd House restaurant located on N. Buffalo Street in the business district of Orchard Park recently started to welcome patrons who feel the need to be in …
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Local Woman Complains About Husband’s Indifference A Month Ahead Of Birthday
Blasdell, NY—Yellow Freight shipping manager Lulu Latoris is annoyed and full of complaints at her husband Larry’s indifference to her upcoming birthday. Latoris, who was born June 24, 1964 starts …
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A Moment Of Silence For South Buffalo Legend Jack Conrad
Buffalo, NY—The flags at Buffalo Mud are at half mast as we mourn the unexpected passing of South Buffalo legend Jack Conrad. I first became aware of Jack from the …
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Local Author Concludes It’s Impossible To Hate Tom Hanks And He Fucking Hates That
Buffalo, NY—Upon learning that movie icon, Tom Hanks, who the New York Times dubbed: An avatar of American goodness, had written both a book of short stories and now a …
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Republican Candidate Chrissy “CaBoom” Casilio Goes Full “Homina Homina” Trying To Explain Right Wing Posts
Clarence, NY—Sporting a stunned “Who me?” expression and looking around for her daddy—Clarence Supervisor Patrick Casilio—Republican candidate for Erie County Executive, Chrissy “CaBoom” Casilio went through Jackie Gleason like “homina …
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