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Local Woman Complains About Husband’s Indifference A Month Ahead Of Birthday

May 19, 2023June 20, 2023 - by P.A. Kane

Blasdell, NY—Yellow Freight shipping manager Lulu Latoris is annoyed and full of complaints at her husband Larry’s indifference to her upcoming birthday. Latoris, who was born June 24, 1964 starts …

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A Moment Of Silence For South Buffalo Legend Jack Conrad

May 12, 2023June 20, 2023 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—The flags at Buffalo Mud are at half mast as we mourn the unexpected passing of South Buffalo legend Jack Conrad. I first became aware of Jack from the …

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Local Author Concludes It’s Impossible To Hate Tom Hanks And He Fucking Hates That

May 4, 2023June 20, 2023 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—Upon learning that movie icon, Tom Hanks, who the New York Times dubbed: An avatar of American goodness, had written both a book of short stories and now a …

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Republican Candidate Chrissy “CaBoom” Casilio Goes Full “Homina Homina” Trying To Explain Right Wing Posts

March 23, 2023October 25, 2023 - by P.A. Kane

Clarence, NY—Sporting a stunned “Who me?” expression and looking around for her daddy—Clarence Supervisor Patrick Casilio—Republican candidate for Erie County Executive, Chrissy “CaBoom” Casilio went through Jackie Gleason like “homina …

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Local Man Working Keto Diet Regrets Posting Premature Selfie

February 16, 2023May 13, 2023 - by P.A. Kane

Orchard Park, NY—At the beginning of the new-year, Lance Biggers weighed in at a whopping two-hundred-sixty-four pounds. Biggers had been a little soft since falling in love with the buffet …

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Jack Conrad’s Two Day Mighty Taco Binge Triggers West Seneca Earthquake

February 9, 2023May 12, 2023 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—This past Monday at 6:16 am a 3.8 magnitude earthquake struck the Indian Church area of West Seneca. People noted the momentary disruption saying it felt like a car …

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Area Buddhist Missing All The Suffering

February 4, 2023February 26, 2023 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—Siddhartha Jabrini, is an area Buddhist who is considered a  Bodhisattva—someone who has put off the attainment of “enlightenment” in order to help others transcend the material world and …

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After Terrible End To Bills Season Local Man Checks With Cardiologist Before Jumping On Sabres Bandwagon

January 26, 2023January 27, 2023 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—Coming down from a terrible Bills playoff loss to the Bengals last weekend, Zub Norkwood, a sixty-one year old lifelong resident of South Buffalo decided to pay a visit …

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Local Man Receives Forty-Seven Calls On “National Blame Someone Else Day”

January 19, 2023January 20, 2023 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—”National Blame Someone Else Day” occurs on the first Friday the 13th of every new year and Harold Mantang, a thirty-nine year old production manager at the Ford Motor …

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Longtime Bills Season Ticket Holder Questions Commitment Of Fans In His Section

January 12, 2023January 13, 2023 - by P.A. Kane

Orchard Park, NY—Lloyd Crackleknob, a Bills season ticket holder since the Kay Stephenson era has become disillusioned with the commitment of fans in his section. Over the years Crackleknob has …

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