South Buffalo Man Solves Vodka Problem With Bourbon
South Buffalo—On a recent visit to his favorite liquor store, Abbott Wine & Spirits, South Buffalo native Frank Forkemworm started to think that perhaps he was drinking too much—not too …
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Local Author Plagued by the Tyranny of Oxford Comma
Buffalo, NY—Ahead of the release of his latest novel, Larry Plumb Is Still Here, local author P.A. Kane has been plagued by the tyranny of the Oxford comma and other …
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Update and Seasons Greetings
Buffalo, NY—Hello. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Festivus and all the rest. I wanted to take a moment at the end of the year to wish all Mud readers and …
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Bills Fans Can’t Wait For The Heartbreak Of Another Season
Pittsford, NY—As we make our way through the dog days of summer the heads of Bills fans are spinning with visions of MVPs, Championships, and Super Bowl parades. News articles, …
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Verizon Rep Who Confuses And Frustrates Customers Earns Big Bonus
Buffalo, NY—Verizon representative, Timmy Tobars of Ashland Avenue earned a $10K bonus from the cell phone carrier this week for confusing and frustrating the most customers in the third fiscal …
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Joey From Ladner Street Seen As Potential Witness Against Bidens
Buffalo, NY—Joey From Ladner Street (AKA—Crackhead Joey) has emerged this week as a potential witness for the House Oversight Committee investigating Hunter Biden and the Biden family. The committee is …
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No One Really Gives A Shit About Local Author’s Cryptic Messages
Buffalo, NY—When Stefon Diggs was a no show at the first day of mandatory mini camp Bills fans went nuts.But rather than really explaining the reason for his absence the …
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Local Woman Upset That Neighbor With Mental Health Issues Doesn’t Hit On Her
Amherst, NY—Eighteen months ago Larry Lazaroni fell from a ladder while hanging Christmas lights at his Frankenhauser Road home in Amherst. Lazaroni suffered head trauma as a result and has …
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One Foot Cock Saves Weekend Barbecue
Buffalo, NY—Despite a beautiful breezy June afternoon Evander Evenwood’s barbecue this past Saturday started out as a low energy bore. Everybody was milling about complaining about the Spotify algorithm pumping …
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Retired FedEx Worker Plans To Reinvent Himself As A Right Wing Troll
Elma, NY—Feigning like he didn’t just unload the silent but deadly mustard gas during the group photo with his former FedEx co-workers, Mark McBovine sees his post work life taking …
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