Privileged Cats Unimpressed With Owner’s Rant
West Seneca, NY—Fala Rubino the owner of a seven-year old gray tabby named Luna and a six-year old calico named Olive went off on his spoiled ungrateful cats after running …
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Progressives Admit They’re Kind Of Missing Trump’s Bullshit
Washington, D.C.—As Joe Biden ushers in a more traditional presidency progressive supporters are breathing a sigh of relief. These same progressive supporters however, also find themselves wondering which Applebee’s location …
Read MoreSocietal Decay Hits Home In South Buffalo
Buffalo, NY—Early Monday morning dog walkers crossing the icy suspension bridge at the third hole of Caz Golf Course came upon a horrifying of scene. At least a thirty-pack of …
Read MoreLocal Man Finally Accepts His Best Friends Are Assholes
Cheektowaga, NY—After five years of arguing, Chuck Wagonblott, an English teacher at Amherst High School has finally accepted that his lifelong friends are assholes. A downcast Wagonblott said, “The last …
Read MoreLocal Family Pleads With Georgia To Return Their Aunt Hazel
“The McMumford Family of East Aurora want Aunt Hazel to know that they miss her and want her to come back home.” That was the sole line of last night’s …
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Local Author Catches The Eye Of Tiffany Trump At President’s Farewell
Washington D.C.—Local author P.A.Kane, the 1.5 millionth ranked most popular author on Amazon, was among tens of people who attended President Trump’s farewell from Andrews Air Force Base in Washington …
Read MoreCapitol Breach Produces Ultimate Humiliation: Canada And France Feel Sorry For United States
United States, America—We’ve all made jokes about hockey and doughnuts and the “Maginot Line” being little more than a Nazi speedbump on the way to Paris at the start of …
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World Agrees: United States Is A Shithole Country
Planet Earth—In January of 2018 President Trump referred to several struggling nations as “shithole countries” during a bipartisan meeting on immigration reform with U.S. Senate members. The events of this …
Read MoreLocal Man Learning People Aren’t Always Fucking Assholes
West Seneca, NY—For the most part, Bill Tomlinson, a shift supervisor at the Ford plant in Hamburg has gone through his entire adult life thinking people are fucking assholes. But, …
Read MoreClarence Man Wrecks Carefully Planned Dinner With Embarrassing Shit
Clarence, NY—For years Clarence residents, Frank & Marie Stonefinger, Teddy & Stephanie Woppelganger and John & Stella Hobbletree have gotten together twice a month for dinner and drinks. But in …
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