Local Author Contemplating A Different Future
Buffalo, NY—Loyal readers of Buffalo Mud may have noted a drop off in production in recent weeks. Unlike other area businesses struggling to find employees as the world slowly reopens …
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Area Owners Pledge To Reduce Shitty Treatment Of Employees By Twenty-Five Percent
Buffalo, NY—Facing a shortage of workers and unable to absorb the cost of raising wages, area restaurant owners are pledging to reduce shitty treatment of employees by twenty-five percent along …
Read MoreWTF? All The Women At Work Are Crushing On Mason
Buffalo, NY—WTF? All the women at work are crushing on Mason. That’s the feeling among the male members of the Surge Team at Buffalo Surgical Supply. The fifteen member Surge …
Read MoreAs Bob Dylan Celebrates 80th Birthday Local Man Finally Forgives Him For Going Electric
Orchard Park, NY—This week Bob Dylan turned eighty years old and Carl Lexington (76) of Orchard Park, a retired Raytheon engineer has finally come to terms with the poet laureate …
Read MoreDrop Off Locations Pop Up For Items Banned By Sleepy Joe And His Liberal Mob
Buffalo, NY—Now that the Sleepy Joe and the woke liberal mob in Washington have stomped on our freedom and have total control of our lives, (i.e.—like when Obama took all …
Read MoreLocal Author To Model New Protagonist After Himself
West Seneca, NY—Scrolling through Netflix local author P.A. Kane (The Last Playlist: A Sonic Epitaph) is almost always frustrated trying to find something to watch. He can’t believe the unimaginative, …
Read MoreWest Seneca Family Praises Son/Brother On Twenty-Fourth Birthday
West Seneca, NY—The twenty-fourth birthday of Lenorard Luthenpoe was recently celebrated at his parents house with a dinner of Indian takeout that included chicken marsala, samosas and plenty of naan …
Read More97 Rock Keeps Same Unimaginative Programming Despite Shakeup
Buffalo, NY—This week the remaining members of 97 Rock’s “Morning Bull Show,” Rich Gaenzler, Chis Klein and program director, John Hagar were terminated as a result of a racially insensitive …
Read MoreLocal Man Dreading Return To Normal As Pandemic Nears End
Snyder, NY—While most Western New Yorkers dreaded a weather forecast that predicted a half-foot of snow this weekend, Larry Hemster, a marketing manager at Rosina Foods was pretty excited. Hemster …
Read MoreLocal Music Snob Recalls Personal Chappaquiddick After Learning Van Morrison Plays Sax…
Buffalo, NY—After clicking on a “Days Like This,” video by Van Morrison in his Facebook feed local Spot Coffee espresso technician and music snob, Hartford Wagmuzzle was shocked to learn …
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