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Will Smith’s Assault Prompts Area Bald Men To Slap The Shit Out Of Would Be Comedians

April 1, 2022September 14, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—This week a slew of would-be, wok-place comedians got the shit slapped out of them by newly empowered bald guys after Will Smith assaulted Chris Rock at the Oscars …

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Survey Reveals Everybody Wants More Jack Conrad- But Mostly From A Distance

March 25, 2022May 12, 2023 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—As Buffalo Mud reestablishes its web presence after going dark for several months it conducted a short survey with readers asking what stories they most wanted to hear about …

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With Covid Concerns Decreasing Area Hospitals Enjoy A Rowdy Return To St. Patrick’s Day Weekend

March 21, 2022March 21, 2022 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—After two-years of being overrun with Covid related illnesses, area hospitals rejoiced at the return of St Patrick’s Day parades and treating the unique maladies of Irish revelers. This …

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Without Much Thought Or Planning Buffalo Mud Is BACK!!!

March 16, 2022December 29, 2022 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—After not much thought and zero planning local author P.A. Kane (The Last Playlist) has decided to revive Western New York’s favorite satire/fake news site—Buffalo Mud. The site went …

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Lame White People Play Longest And Most Pointless Basketball Game In History

August 15, 2021August 16, 2021 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—Having nothing meaningful to do with their lives since The Gap has essentially been Amazoned out of business and with the new iPhone13 is still a couple of months …

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Local Anti-Vaxxers Are Standing With Cole Beasley In Spite Of His Man Bun

July 31, 2021August 5, 2021 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—Vaccine hesitant, freedom loving Western New Yorkers are standing with outspoken Bills wide receiver Cole Beasley in spite of his absurd man bun. Under different circumstances it might be …

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Area Woman Pauses Mindfulness Practice To Be An Asshole And Hate On Shit

July 16, 2021July 16, 2021 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—In 2013 Brenda Isaacson, a Materials Specialist with Kaleida Health, ended her seven year marriage after discovering her husband had been unfaithful to her. Extremely hurt, Isaacson obsessed over …

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Local Author Contemplating A Different Future

June 29, 2021June 29, 2021 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—Loyal readers of Buffalo Mud may have noted a drop off in production in recent weeks. Unlike other area businesses struggling to find employees as the world slowly reopens …

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Area Owners Pledge To Reduce Shitty Treatment Of Employees By Twenty-Five Percent

June 19, 2021June 22, 2021 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—Facing a shortage of workers and unable to absorb the cost of raising  wages, area restaurant owners are pledging to reduce shitty treatment of employees by twenty-five percent along …

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WTF? All The Women At Work Are Crushing On Mason

June 5, 2021June 6, 2021 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—WTF? All the women at work are crushing on Mason. That’s the feeling among the male members of the Surge Team at Buffalo Surgical Supply.  The fifteen member Surge …

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