Self Hating Sabres Fans Missing The Misery
Buffalo, NY—While the weekly anxiety inducing third-quarter swoon by Josh Allen and the Bills falls squarely in line with the futility of Buffalo sports teams, this year the Bills have …
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Local Author Bracing For Mediocre Sales
Buffalo, NY—This weekend marks the publication of local author P.A.Kane’s third book, The Last Playlist: A Sonic Epitaph. Several years in the making Kane expects the book of personal essays …
Read MoreTrump Voter Fraud Hotline Inundated With Fake Calls And More
Washington D.C.—In the aftermath of last week’s election loss to Joe Biden the Trump campaign set up a hotline where people can call and report election irregularities and fraud. “Help …
Read MoreBuffalo Mud 2020 Election Special: Truth Magazine Awards FOX Host Tucker Carlson: Tool of the Year
Washington D.C.—Tucker Carlson was always in the mix to be Truth Magazine’s: Tool of the Year. This week, however, the FOX host locked up the honor earlier than any past …
Read MoreBuffalo Mud 2020 Election Special:THIS TIME AROUND, CAN YOU TRUST THE POLES?
Buffalo, NY— You’ve heard it for four years: “How could the Poles have been so wrong?” “I thought the Poles were scientific and reliable?” “I’ll never trust the Poles again!” …
Read MoreBuffalo Mud 2020 Election Special: Miles Taylor, That Fucking Guy Is “Anonymous?”
Washington D.C.—In line with all the other disappointments of 2020, this week Miles Taylor, a former Chief of Staff at the Department of Homeland Security, keeping an election year promise, …
Read MoreLifelong Liberal Wants To Know How “Ayn Rand” Book Ended Up On His Bookshelf
Buffalo, NY—He was at Madison Square Garden for the “No Nukes” concert in ‘79. He was at the WTO protests in Seattle in 1999. And, this past spring he marched …
Read MoreUpdate: Jack Conrad Is Now A Crazy Cat Lady
Buffalo, NY—Judging from a slew of pictures populating his Facebook wall it appears that everyone’s favorite South Buffalonian, Jack Conrad is now a crazy cat lady. Gone from his page …
Read MoreChildren’s Classic “Goodnight Moon” Results In Area Dad Losing His Shit
Buffalo, NY—Cliff Fandango, a Biology teacher at South Park High School has become totally frustrated with his nine-month old son Finn Fandango. On several occasions the elder Fandango has lost …
Read MoreLocal Author Finds Poetic Voice
Buffalo, NY—During a recent lake vacation while watching a hawk methodically circle the sky, local author P.A.Kane (Written In The Stars: The Book Of Molly; Leaving Jackson Wolf and coming …
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