Local Author Considers Run For Public Office In West Seneca
West Seneca, NY—For the last few weeks local author P.A. Kane has been seeing posts in his social media from the West Seneca Democratic Party seeking candidates for a slew …
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Area Man More Convinced Universe Righting Itself After Second Straight Bills Loss
Buffalo, NY—Many Western New Yorkers will wake on Monday morning feeling the effects of a second straight Bills loss. Some will think about resuming an old cigarette habit, others will …
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Local Man Asserts Bills Loss First Step Toward Righting The Universe
Buffalo, NY—Many Western New Yorkers woke up Monday morning after the Bills loss to the Jets thinking about resuming that old cigarette habit or just calling off work and binging …
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World Wants Elon Musk To “Shut The Fuck Up”
Planet Earth—Consensus on any topic among planet Earth’s one-hundred-ninety-five countries is nearly impossible, but there is unanimity when it comes to the world’s richest, and arguably whitest man—a man whiter …
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Area Woman Promises To Increase Productivity By Appealing Co-workers Primitive Desires
Buffalo, NY—Parkside resident Ariana Mustang is not interested in building her LinkedIn connections or her resume. She doesn’t have career goals or objectives despite being a summa cum laude graduate …
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Williamsville Astrophysicist Temporarily Leaves NASA To Follow Bills
Buffalo, N.Y.—Twenty-nine year old Astrophysicist and Williamsville native, Dr. Nicholas Knocklinger has decided to take a temporary leave from NASA, where he heads up a team interpreting images from the …
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Local Author Going On Sabbatical . . . Again
Buffalo, NY—As the dog days of August wane local author P.A.Kane is again going on sabbatical from Buffalo Mud. Loyal Mud readers will recall the site went dark last August …
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Citing 2nd Amendment Concerns South Buffalo Parents Will Continue To Send Kids To Public Schools
Buffalo, N.Y.—Throughout the summer Bucky and Margret Sullivan have been wrestling with the idea of homeschooling their two kids, Fallon, 8 and James, 6. The South Buffalo parents are annoyed …
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MAGAMingle.US . . . A Dating Site Where Grabbing Pussy Is Celebrated
World Wide Web—MAGAMingle.US is a dating platform designed for like-minded people on the right side of the political spectrum. MAGAMingle.US, is where Trump/MAGA supporters, conservatives, republicans, Tea Party members, populists, …
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Area Bar Patrons Decide Today’s Kids Are Soft
Buffalo, NY—Watching the show of sportsmanship between two opponents at the Little League World Series Southwest Regional game in Waco, Texas from his seat at Big Tony’s Grill on Bailey …
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