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New York, NY—This week Death Magazine published its annual “Lamest Way To Die,” edition and topping this year’s list was vaping. With the introduction e-cigarettes in 2007, vaping has grown …
Death Magazine Says “Vaping” Is The Lamest Way To Die Read MoreBuffalo, NY—A four-year old bloodhound named Klondike was out for his morning pee when he accidently caught on with runners along the Marine Drive stretch of the Buffalo Half Marathon. …
Marine Drive Dog Out To Pee Accidentally Runs Buffalo Half Marathon And Places Fifth Read MoreWest Seneca, NY—Larry Puddlenut, an Algebra teacher at West Middle School is disturbed by the abundance of emails he is receiving from Joe Biden. A lifelong Democrat and contributor to …
Middle Scool Teacher Disturbed By Endless Fucking Emails From Joe Biden Read More“Why the hell can’t anyone stick the landing?” Local Pennsylvanian and Senior Mud Contributor- David P. Zach has a problem with how storytellers are wrapping up their tales. “I don’t …
Game Of Boned! Read MoreBuffalo, NY—For decades Ross Cellino and Steve Barnes of the injury law firm Cellino & Barnes have been a constant in Western New York with their jingles, billboards and endless …
New Injury Law Firm With Familiar Name Begins Operation In Buffalo…YES, It’s More Cellinos- God Help Us! Read MoreBuffalo, NY—Local author P.A.Kane (Leaving Jackson Wolf; Written In The Stars:The Book Of Molly) is the subject of a shakedown by an unknown entity threatening to release his Baywatch reel …
Local Author Faces Shakedown Over Baywatch Reel Read More
Seattle Wa.—MacKenzie Bezos recently reached a thirty-five billion dollar divorce settlement with her husband of twenty-five years, Amazon founder Jeff Bezos. While the split was couched in gauzy terms: loving …
Ex-Wife Of Amazon Founder Never To Sleep with Another Dork Read MoreBuffalo, NY—Officials at Erie County Medical Center announced today two Kaisertown teens involved in a dry humping accident are missing from the hospital’s burn unit. The teens were rushed to …
Teens Involved In Dangerous Dry Humping Behaviors Missing Read MoreBuffalo, NY—After nine seasons with the New England Patriots, Williamsville native Rob Gronkowski announced his retirement from football this week. The factors that led the three-time Super Bowl champ to …
Gronk Steps Away From Football Saying: “I’m Tired Of Owning The Bills” Read MoreBuffalo, NY—In 2018, Parade Today magazine citing research conducted by the University of Buffalo’s Anthropology Department, determined the Valley Old Neighborhood Parade really wasn’t a parade. Failing to meet the …
Parade Today Magazine Finds Valley Old Neighborhood Parade Best In Country Read More