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Author: P.A. Kane

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East Side Man Demands Refund From Neighbor He Paid To Get Wife Pregnant But Failed After Eighty-Four Attempts

October 20, 2019October 20, 2019 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—Anatoli Rezvinak of Dutton Avenue on the East side of Buffalo paid his neighbor Boris Tretiack $10,000 to impregnate his wife, Valentina. But, after eighty-four attempts with no results …

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Arts/Living

Speculation Abounds About Retired Teacher’s Man Purse

October 12, 2019April 29, 2024 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo NY—From his tweed jackets to his pork pie hats retired Buffalo School Teacher, Jesse Holmes  cuts a sporty metro look. But style isn’t just skinny jeans and sweater vests …

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Local

Local Author “Almost” Handsome Enough To Be Spectrum News Anchor

September 29, 2019April 21, 2024 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—Local author P.A.Kane seeking to increase his media presence recently interviewed for a weekend anchor position at Spectrum News. Kane impressed Spectrum management with his delivery, energy, understanding of …

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Sports

Bills Fans Giddy Over Fast Start

September 20, 2019September 21, 2019 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—The Buffalo Bills 2-0 start to the 2019 NFL season has long suffering fans of the team absolutely giddy. The radio airwaves in Buffalo and around the nation have …

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Bishop Malone Named Narcissist Of The Year

September 15, 2019September 15, 2019 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo,NY—Buffalo Bishop Richard J. Malone was named Narcissist of the Year by the National Association of Narcissists of the United States (NANUS). After several rounds of voting where NANUS members …

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Local

New Photo Reveals Local Author Is HUGE!

September 7, 2019October 5, 2019 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—For years local author P.A.Kane has endured rumors regarding his lack of manhood. A recently leaked photograph seems to refute these rumors and reveal the author to be HUGE.  …

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Local

Nissan “Juke” Owner Is An Asshole

September 5, 2019September 6, 2019 - by P.A. Kane

Orchard Park, NY— Bill Wellington, a thirty-one year old RN at the Orchard Park Immediate Care is an asshole about his Nissan Juke.   The Juke is a subcompact crossover SUV …

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National

Bulletproof Apparel: It’s Sensible And It Looks Good Too…

August 29, 2019September 7, 2024 - by P.A. Kane

United States, America—With the new school year (aka the shooting season) ramping up parents are not only buying pencils and rulers, but the latest bulletproof apparel. As mass shootings continue …

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National

Study Finds AR15 Owners Have Highest Prevalence Of Micro-Penises

August 23, 2019March 27, 2021 - by P.A. Kane

Wheeling, WV—A wide-ranging study conducted by Schlong University found that military style, AR15 gun owners have the highest prevalence of micro-penises in the country. Lead researcher Dr. Christopher Hoggsealt said …

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Local

Movement To Demote Local Drummer “Bad Ronald” To “Just Ronald” Growing

August 19, 2019July 9, 2023 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo NY—Through luck, happenstance and grace, local drummer Ron Leisten was bestowed with the moniker “Bad Ronald,” by legendary Western New York artist, Greg Sterlace. But as a result of …

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