Speculation Abounds About Retired Teacher’s Man Purse
Buffalo NY—From his tweed jackets to his pork pie hats retired Buffalo School Teacher, Jesse Holmes cuts a sporty metro look. But style isn’t just skinny jeans and sweater vests …
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Local Author “Almost” Handsome Enough To Be Spectrum News Anchor
Buffalo, NY—Local author P.A.Kane seeking to increase his media presence recently interviewed for a weekend anchor position at Spectrum News. Kane impressed Spectrum management with his delivery, energy, understanding of …
Read MoreBills Fans Giddy Over Fast Start
Buffalo, NY—The Buffalo Bills 2-0 start to the 2019 NFL season has long suffering fans of the team absolutely giddy. The radio airwaves in Buffalo and around the nation have …
Read MoreBishop Malone Named Narcissist Of The Year
Buffalo,NY—Buffalo Bishop Richard J. Malone was named Narcissist of the Year by the National Association of Narcissists of the United States (NANUS). After several rounds of voting where NANUS members …
Read MoreNew Photo Reveals Local Author Is HUGE!
Buffalo, NY—For years local author P.A.Kane has endured rumors regarding his lack of manhood. A recently leaked photograph seems to refute these rumors and reveal the author to be HUGE. …
Read MoreNissan “Juke” Owner Is An Asshole
Orchard Park, NY— Bill Wellington, a thirty-one year old RN at the Orchard Park Immediate Care is an asshole about his Nissan Juke. The Juke is a subcompact crossover SUV …
Read MoreBulletproof Apparel: It’s Sensible And It Looks Good Too…
United States, America—With the new school year (aka the shooting season) ramping up parents are not only buying pencils and rulers, but the latest bulletproof apparel. As mass shootings continue …
Read MoreStudy Finds AR15 Owners Have Highest Prevalence Of Micro-Penises
Wheeling, WV—A wide-ranging study conducted by Schlong University found that military style, AR15 gun owners have the highest prevalence of micro-penises in the country. Lead researcher Dr. Christopher Hoggsealt said …
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Movement To Demote Local Drummer “Bad Ronald” To “Just Ronald” Growing
Buffalo NY—Through luck, happenstance and grace, local drummer Ron Leisten was bestowed with the moniker “Bad Ronald,” by legendary Western New York artist, Greg Sterlace. But as a result of …
Read MoreMusic Snob Says Yacht Rock Produces Extreme Feelings Of Indifference
West Seneca, NY—Music snob, and local author P.A.Kane (Leaving Jackson Wolf; Written In The Stars: The Book Of Molly) says that Yacht Rock radio— smooth, soulless niche music—produces feelings of …
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