Buffalo Mud: The Best Of 2019
Buffalo Mud is known for being tough and unyielding and maybe even a little mean, at times. But, we also have a soft side. We like puppies and kittens and …
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The Two Saddest Western New Yorkers Of 2019: Michael Caputo and Jerry Sullivan
Buffalo, New York—As we reflect back on the year that was 2019 the staff at Buffalo Mud has determined, after extensive research, the two saddest people in Western New York …
Read MoreWest Seneca Woman Always Excited To See Deer, Even Though She Sees Them Everyday
West Seneca, NY—On an almost daily basis Donna Marie Clossen finds herself turning onto Orchard Park Road from Seneca Street. As she winds through this short, curvy section with the …
Read MoreThe Price Of War
United States, America— The price of war is something most people will never comprehend. The human toll cannot truly be conveyed by fleeting images on the six o’clock news. Sure, …
Read MoreBishop Malone Joins Richard Nixon, A Burned Out Ford Pinto and Joey From Marillia Street On “Cover Up Island”
Buffalo, NY—With his so called, early retirement, stemming from his mishandling diocesan sexual abuse cases, newly minted, “Buffalo Bishop Emeritus,” Richard J. Malone joined former President Richard Nixon, a burned …
Read MoreReplacement Purists Condemn Response To Beach Slang Video
United States, America—Purist fans of the legendary rock band The Replacements were universal in their condemnation of old school poster “Feelin-Like-A-Hundred-Bucks” for his positive Facebook response to a Beach Slang …
Read MoreHallmark Channel Rejects Local Author’s Christmas Story
Buffalo, NY—Local author P.A.Kane hit all the essential elements in his proposed Hallmark Channel holiday movie, Christmas In Crackerville: a dumb town name, straight white people, a dead spouse, a …
Read MoreAmbiguous Door Leads To Verbal Exchange Between Grubhub Driver And Customer
Buffalo, NY—Grubhub driver Jesse Mendoza was drawn into a verbal exchange when he failed to distinguish the difference between a side and back door at a customer’s house where he …
Read MoreBuffalo Mud Letters
Buffalo, NY–November 2019Dear Buffalo Mud, My heart is broken. Over the summer I met the man of my dreams. It was a hot July night and he stepped off the …
Read MorePumpkin Spice Lie Leads To End Of Relationship At Brew House
Buffalo, NY—The budding six- week relationship between John Molten (31) and Jenifer Del Fuego (29) came to an abrupt end at the Labatt Brew House this past weekend. Del Fuego …
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