A Buffalo Mud Coronavirus Special Edition: You’re Going To Die
Buffalo, NY—Maybe not today or tomorrow, but with a gameshow host in the White House managing a possible pandemic your chances are increasing by the minute. Even if you make …
Read MoreAuthor: P.A. Kane
Licensed To Talk Interviews The Ghost Of Jimmy Griffin
Purgatory/South Buffalo, NY—Well past midnight last Tuesday, as they were working out a bump for Dog Ears Bookstore@688 Abbott Road, Jim Creahan and Mark Barrett, co-hosts of Buffalo’s premier podcast, …
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Pre-Schooler Takes Steps In Understanding The Only True Fun In Life Is Drinking And Getting Laid
Indian Rocks Beach, Fl.—Building sand castles with his parents at Indian Rocks Beach this past Saturday morning preschooler Dylan Claymore of Kenmore took his first steps in understanding the only …
Read MoreHoly Fuck, Someone Married Stephen Miller
Washington, D.C.—Monday morning the world was stunned to learn Trump Senior Advisor and White Supremacist, Stephen Miller found an actual woman to marry him. Prior to the marriage, Miller’s new …
Read MoreReagan & Zadie: After The Fox Hunt- By Harry Winsor (Prince Harry)
Dear Buffalo Mud Reader: In January 2020 Harry Windsor, formerly Henry Charles Albert David- Duke of Sussex or just plain old Prince Harry, along with his wife Meghan Markle, stepped …
Read MoreUnidentified White Women Complains About Modest Florida Breeze
Largo, Florida—An unidentified white woman complained about the chill she was hoping to survive from the modest Florida breeze when she exited the heated pool at the Glenwood condominium complex. The …
Read MorePrince Harry Interviews For A Position With Buffalo Mud
Buffalo, NY—P.A. Kane, author and publisher of the satire website Buffalo Mud has confirmed that he recently met and interviewed, Prince Harry- the former Henry Charles Albert David- Duke of …
Read MoreLocal Author Already Sick Of Being Zen
Buffalo, NY—Freed from the tyranny of nearly three decades corporate service local author P.A. Kane now spends his days in peace and tranquility walking in the woods with his dog, …
Read MoreFans Set To Stage Fake Death Of Rocker Todd Rundgren After Leaked Emails Reveal He’ll Never Get Hall Nod
Cleveland, Ohio—Like in the early 1990’s on the X-Files when deep state actors prevented the Buffalo Bills from ever winning the Super Bowl, a leaked email exchange between outgoing chairman …
Read MoreClients and People Hoping To Get Injured Side With Cellino In Cellino & Barnes Dispute
Buffalo, NY—After almost three years of legal wrangling, obstinate foot stomping and some pretty good name calling, the case to dissolve the partnership between the ubiquitous and highly profitable injury …
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