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Marine Drive Dog Out To Pee Accidentally Runs Buffalo Half Marathon And Places Fifth

May 27, 2019May 28, 2019 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—A four-year old bloodhound named Klondike was out for his morning pee when he accidently caught on with runners along the Marine Drive stretch of the Buffalo Half Marathon. …

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Middle Scool Teacher Disturbed By Endless Fucking Emails From Joe Biden

May 20, 2019May 20, 2019 - by P.A. Kane

West Seneca, NY—Larry Puddlenut, an Algebra teacher at West Middle School is disturbed by the abundance of emails he is receiving from Joe Biden. A lifelong Democrat and contributor to …

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Arts/Living

Game Of Boned!

May 14, 2019May 14, 2019 - by P.A. Kane

“Why the hell can’t anyone stick the landing?” Local Pennsylvanian and Senior Mud Contributor- David P. Zach has a problem with how storytellers are wrapping up their tales. “I don’t …

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Local

New Injury Law Firm With Familiar Name Begins Operation In Buffalo…YES, It’s More Cellinos- God Help Us!

May 3, 2019June 21, 2023 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—For decades Ross Cellino and Steve Barnes of the injury law firm Cellino & Barnes have been a constant in Western New York with their jingles, billboards and endless …

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Local Author Faces Shakedown Over Baywatch Reel

April 18, 2019April 21, 2019 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—Local author P.A.Kane (Leaving Jackson Wolf; Written In The Stars:The Book Of Molly) is the subject of a shakedown by an unknown entity threatening to release his Baywatch reel …

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Arts/Living

Ex-Wife Of Amazon Founder Never To Sleep with Another Dork

April 14, 2019March 21, 2024 - by P.A. Kane

Seattle Wa.—MacKenzie Bezos recently reached a thirty-five billion dollar divorce settlement with her husband of twenty-five years, Amazon founder Jeff Bezos. While the split was couched in gauzy terms: loving …

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Teens Involved In Dangerous Dry Humping Behaviors Missing

April 3, 2019April 3, 2019 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—Officials at Erie County Medical Center announced today two Kaisertown teens involved in a dry humping accident are missing from the hospital’s burn unit. The teens were rushed to …

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Sports

Gronk Steps Away From Football Saying: “I’m Tired Of Owning The Bills”

March 27, 2019October 20, 2022 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—After nine seasons with the New England Patriots, Williamsville native Rob Gronkowski announced his retirement from football this week. The factors that led the three-time Super Bowl champ to …

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Parade Today Magazine Finds Valley Old Neighborhood Parade Best In Country

March 14, 2019March 14, 2021 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—In 2018, Parade Today magazine citing research conducted by the University of Buffalo’s Anthropology Department, determined the Valley Old Neighborhood Parade really wasn’t a parade. Failing to meet the …

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Arts/Living

The Turds Of March

March 8, 2019March 8, 2019 - by P.A. Kane

By David P. Zach- Senior Mud Correspondent Spring. Young men’s fancy turn to thoughts of love. Old men tell you how the flowers were more respectful in the fifties. Birds …

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