Area Bar Patrons Decide Today’s Kids Are Soft
Buffalo, NY—Watching the show of sportsmanship between two opponents at the Little League World Series Southwest Regional game in Waco, Texas from his seat at Big Tony’s Grill on Bailey …
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Neil Young Pissed At Outpouring Of Love For Joni Mitchell Following Newport Return
Redwood City, Ca.—Speaking from his Broken Arrow ranch in northern California rocker Neil Young was pissed at all the love and attention Joni Mitchell was getting for her recent appearance …
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Punk Rocker Heartbroken To See Old Mates All Cowboyed Up For Garth Brooks Concert
Orchard Park, N.Y.—Frankie Lumen opened up his social media accounts early Sunday morning and was heartbroken to see pics of some of his old mates all cowboyed up at the …
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Local Author Running Out Of Excuses To Avoid Playing Golf
West Seneca, N.Y.—Local author P.A. Kane is running out of excuses to avoid playing golf. Earlier this week, he told his partner in the South Park Men’s League, Jessie Holmes …
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January 6th Select Committee Passes On Tiffany Trump’s Offer To Testify
Washington, D.C.—Tiffany Trump, the daughter of the former president Donald Trump from his only American wife, Marla Maples, reached out to January 6th Select Committee chairman Bennie Thompson (D. MS) …
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Buffalo Mud Writers Flummoxed Trying To Top The Every Day Crazy Shit Carl Paladino Says
Buffalo, NY—The authors of Buffalo Mud are experiencing some real brain freeze trying to top the crazy shit real estate developer and House candidate for NY23, Carl Paladino says every …
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Local Man Sick Of All This Gratefulness Nonsense
Lackawanna, NY—Seeing a glowy orange picture of a setting sun above Woodlawn Beach on a friend’s social media page, which implores viewers to be grateful for this beautiful gift from …
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Despite Visual Evidence Wife Of Local Author Still Doesn’t Believe He Can Walk On Water
Buffalo, N.Y.—This week local author P.A.Kane was taking an early morning hike along a creek bed in Chestnut Ridge Park with a friend and his trusted forty-nine pound canine companion …
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Proud Boys Dispute Embedded Filmmakers Taco Claims
Washington D.C.—Last week documentary filmmaker Nick Quested, testified before the House Select Committee on the January 6 Attack. Quested had been embedded with the white supremacist hate group, the Proud …
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Former Bills Quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick To Advocate For “Hairy Man” Causes In Retirement
Buffalo, NY—After seventeen seasons former Bills quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick retired from the NFL this week. The journeyman signal caller played for nine different teams, amassing a record of 59-87-1 with …
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