Local Author Running Out Of Excuses To Avoid Playing Golf
West Seneca, N.Y.—Local author P.A. Kane is running out of excuses to avoid playing golf. Earlier this week, he told his partner in the South Park Men’s League, Jessie Holmes …
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January 6th Select Committee Passes On Tiffany Trump’s Offer To Testify
Washington, D.C.—Tiffany Trump, the daughter of the former president Donald Trump from his only American wife, Marla Maples, reached out to January 6th Select Committee chairman Bennie Thompson (D. MS) …
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Buffalo Mud Writers Flummoxed Trying To Top The Every Day Crazy Shit Carl Paladino Says
Buffalo, NY—The authors of Buffalo Mud are experiencing some real brain freeze trying to top the crazy shit real estate developer and House candidate for NY23, Carl Paladino says every …
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Local Man Sick Of All This Gratefulness Nonsense
Lackawanna, NY—Seeing a glowy orange picture of a setting sun above Woodlawn Beach on a friend’s social media page, which implores viewers to be grateful for this beautiful gift from …
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Despite Visual Evidence Wife Of Local Author Still Doesn’t Believe He Can Walk On Water
Buffalo, N.Y.—This week local author P.A.Kane was taking an early morning hike along a creek bed in Chestnut Ridge Park with a friend and his trusted forty-nine pound canine companion …
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Proud Boys Dispute Embedded Filmmakers Taco Claims
Washington D.C.—Last week documentary filmmaker Nick Quested, testified before the House Select Committee on the January 6 Attack. Quested had been embedded with the white supremacist hate group, the Proud …
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Former Bills Quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick To Advocate For “Hairy Man” Causes In Retirement
Buffalo, NY—After seventeen seasons former Bills quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick retired from the NFL this week. The journeyman signal caller played for nine different teams, amassing a record of 59-87-1 with …
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Local Father Gently Pleads With Son To Stop Going Out Into World Like A Cowboy Asshole
Snyder, N.Y.—This week Albert Gilipolas of Snyder gently pleaded with his twenty-five year old son, Albert Jr. to stop going out into the world like some cowboy asshole. The elder …
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Local Woman Surprised At How Mean People Are On The Internet
West Seneca, NY— Donna Issatwink was surprised and quite frankly a little hurt at the reaction her short innocuous letter-to-the-editor in Buffalo News received this past week from internet commenters. …
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Meme Cat Stepping Back From Spotlight To Do Regular Cat Shit
www.—Smudge, the white internet meme cat known for owning the hysterical, finger pointing, blond Karen, with its pithy one liners has decided to take a break from the spotlight to …
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