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Local Author Will Write You Into New Novel For Cash

August 25, 2018August 25, 2018 - by P.A. Kane

West Seneca, N.Y.—For cash payments local author P.A. Kane will write you into his new novel, Leaving Jackson Wolf. With the crowdfunding phenomenon sweeping the country Kane thinks this would …

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Contractor’s Shitting Confounds Homeowner

July 17, 2018July 17, 2018 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—Since hiring Booth Hausfeld to do some updating at his home in South Buffalo, Thomas McGarrity has been confounded at the ease with which the contractor glibly shits at …

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Uncle Paul Wrecks Fourth of July Celebration

July 5, 2018July 5, 2018 - by P.A. Kane

Orchard Park, NY—Never one not to please his mom, local master craftsman, Geoffrey Pierce, reluctantly invited his mother’s brother, Uncle Paul to his family’s Fourth of July celebration. Like the …

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Taking His Talents To Woodlawn Beach And Beyond…

June 2, 2018June 2, 2018 - by P.A. Kane

By David P. Zach—Senior Buffalo Mud  Contributor— Forget the odor of decomposing fish and and the elevated levels of bacteria, Lebron James is not only going to save Woodlawn Beach, …

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Is She THE ONE?…The Buffalo Mud Quiz

April 20, 2018April 20, 2018 - by P.A. Kane

  By : David P. Zach—Senior Mud Contributor— Wondering if this woman is the one you’re meant to be with? Take our 18 question test and see if you can …

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South Buffalo Man’s Misplaced Ass: FOUND

April 1, 2018April 1, 2018 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—The misplaced ass of M.Purtil Plumbing Office Manager, Jack Conrad, has been found. The ass had been missing since St Patrick’s Day when Conrad woke up without it. Despite …

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South Buffalo Man Misplaces His Ass

March 18, 2018March 30, 2018 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—M.Purtil Plumbing Office Manager and South Buffalo resident, Jack Conrad woke up Saturday morning and found that his ass was missing. Conrad turned over his house several times, looked …

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Valley Old Neighborhood Parade, Not Really A Parade Says UB Researchers

March 15, 2018March 14, 2021 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—Researchers from the University of Buffalo’s Anthropology Department have recently published a paper in Parade Today magazine arguing the Valley’s “Old Neighborhood,” St. Patrick’s Day Parade, isn’t really a …

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Buffalo City Hall Named Phallic Structure Of The Year Again

February 18, 2018February 19, 2018 - by P.A. Kane

  Buffalo, NY—For the tenth consecutive Buffalo City Hall was named Phallic Structure of the Year by Architectural Digest. The 1931, thirty-two story Art Deco building was designed by architects …

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The Return Of Buffman

January 24, 2018March 30, 2018 - by P.A. Kane

By David P. Zach—Senior Mud Contributor. Good news snowflakes: Marvel Studios has contracted with Martin Scorsese to bring their beloved superhero Buffman to the big screen! Buffman was a staple …

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