Update: Jack Conrad Is Now A Crazy Cat Lady
Buffalo, NY—Judging from a slew of pictures populating his Facebook wall it appears that everyone’s favorite South Buffalonian, Jack Conrad is now a crazy cat lady. Gone from his page …
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Children’s Classic “Goodnight Moon” Results In Area Dad Losing His Shit
Buffalo, NY—Cliff Fandango, a Biology teacher at South Park High School has become totally frustrated with his nine-month old son Finn Fandango. On several occasions the elder Fandango has lost …
Read MoreLocal Author Finds Poetic Voice
Buffalo, NY—During a recent lake vacation while watching a hawk methodically circle the sky, local author P.A.Kane (Written In The Stars: The Book Of Molly; Leaving Jackson Wolf and coming …
Read MoreLocal Woman Wants To Date Someone Not Obsessed With Josh Allen
Amherst, New York—Andrea Ogletree, a twenty-five year old graduate student at the University of Buffalo recently started dating again after ending a long term relationship with her boyfriend Andre. The …
Read MoreSocially Awkward Cheektowaga Man Thriving During Pandemic
Cheektowaga, NY—The life of Ostanti Grosz, an overnight manager at the Union Road, Storage Plus, has changed in a big way since the onset of the Covid 19. Prior to …
Read MoreLocal Man Heartbroken To Learn Children Plan To Throw All His Shit Away After He Dies
Buffalo, NY—John Fleederhosuer, a seventy-nine year retired UAW machinist was shocked and heartbroken to learn that upon his death his two grown children plan to throw all his shit away. …
Read MoreSenior Citizen ANTIFA Members Step Forward With Message: Don’t Fuck With Us!!!
Buffalo, NY— Earlier this week President Trump retweeted a report by @OANN suggesting 75 year-old Buffalo protester, Martin Gugino, who was pushed to the ground by police and was bleeding …
Read MoreIn An Open Letter West Seneca Resident Discloses Ethical Lapses To Town Watchdog: Al Petko
West Seneca, New York — Dear Al Petko,: My name is P.A. Kane and I, along with my family, have been West Seneca residents since 1994. At the end of …
Read MoreLighthearted Fish Post Takes A Dark Turn To Mental Health Issues
North Tonawanda, NY—Dave Smith, a senior supply specialist at Railroad Universe: (A Universe of Supplies From Mercury to Uranus and Beyond), innocently posted a picture on social media of his …
Read MoreAlden Woman Attends “Gridlock Buffalo” Protest As Relationship Hangs In Balance
Alden, NY—Jan Holbrook of the Seabrook Park Estates in Alden attended the “Gridlock Buffalo” event at Niagara Square on Monday to protest the continued shelter in place orders by Governor …
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