The World's Mud with a Local Spin
Buffalo, NY—Noting the recent harmony in their relationship, Donna Kane, the longtime wife of local author P.A. Kane came to the stunning conclusion that she is no longer attracted to …
Despite Increased Marital Harmony Wife Of Local Author No Longer Finds Him Attractive Read More
Heaven—Jesus Christ, the Son of God and a principal third of the Holy Trinity is becoming increasingly annoyed at the adorableness of actor Keanu Reeves. In every inch of his …
Jesus Becoming Increasingly Annoyed With The Adorableness Of Keanu Reeves Read More
Buffalo, NY—In the least surprising development ever, a survey conducted by the Thriving Center of Psychology found Buffalo, New York to have the most single women in the United States. …
In The Least Surprising Development Ever, Survey Finds Buffalo City With Most Single Women Read More
Orchard Park, NY—At the beginning of the new-year, Lance Biggers weighed in at a whopping two-hundred-sixty-four pounds. Biggers had been a little soft since falling in love with the buffet …
Local Man Working Keto Diet Regrets Posting Premature Selfie Read More
Buffalo, NY—This past Monday at 6:16 am a 3.8 magnitude earthquake struck the Indian Church area of West Seneca. People noted the momentary disruption saying it felt like a car …
Jack Conrad’s Two Day Mighty Taco Binge Triggers West Seneca Earthquake Read More
Buffalo, NY—Siddhartha Jabrini, is an area Buddhist who is considered a Bodhisattva—someone who has put off the attainment of “enlightenment” in order to help others transcend the material world and …
Area Buddhist Missing All The Suffering Read More
Buffalo, NY—Coming down from a terrible Bills playoff loss to the Bengals last weekend, Zub Norkwood, a sixty-one year old lifelong resident of South Buffalo decided to pay a visit …
After Terrible End To Bills Season Local Man Checks With Cardiologist Before Jumping On Sabres Bandwagon Read More
Buffalo, NY—”National Blame Someone Else Day” occurs on the first Friday the 13th of every new year and Harold Mantang, a thirty-nine year old production manager at the Ford Motor …
Local Man Receives Forty-Seven Calls On “National Blame Someone Else Day” Read More
Orchard Park, NY—Lloyd Crackleknob, a Bills season ticket holder since the Kay Stephenson era has become disillusioned with the commitment of fans in his section. Over the years Crackleknob has …
Longtime Bills Season Ticket Holder Questions Commitment Of Fans In His Section Read More
West Seneca, NY—After solicitations from the West Seneca Democratic Party this past fall, local author P.A.Kane was considering a run for one of the many town offices up for grabs. …
Local Author Poised For Congressional Run After Updating Resume Read More