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Author: P.A. Kane

Arts/Living

Oasis Promises Continued Bickering, Melees And Possibly A Death During Massive World Tour

July 18, 2025July 18, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

Manchester, England—The closest Oasis will get to Buffalo on their massive world tour is a couple of dates at Rogers Stadium in Toronto at the end of August. On the …

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Local

Local Woman Adjusts Practice Of Stoicism To Meet World’s Bullshit

July 12, 2025July 12, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—Marcus Aurelius was the Roman Emperor from 161 to 180 during the Nerva-Antonine dynasty, a period of relative peace and stability across the vast Roman Empire. He was also …

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National

Bezos Sanchez Wedding Definitive Proof There Is No God

July 4, 2025July 8, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

Venice, Italy—This past weekend, Amazon dork and Dr. Bunsen Honeydew look-alike, Jeff Bezos, married giant silicon-breasted lizard woman, Lauren Sanchez, in a lavish fifty-million-dollar ceremony in Venice, Italy. Since the …

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Local

Old Man With Device That Shoots Oranges Terrorizing Teens At Park

June 26, 2025July 5, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—An old man with a device that shoots oranges has been terrorizing teens at Delaware Park. Images of the old man and his orange propulsion device have surfaced, but …

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Arts/Living / Local

Area Teachers Preparing For Heavy End Year Drinking

June 21, 2025June 22, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

Western New York—As the school year comes to a close this week, area teachers are not only creating summer reading lists, grading exams, and buttoning up classrooms, but also are …

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Local

ChatGPT Deems Local Author’s Appearance: “More Compelling Than Stereotypical Hotness”

June 5, 2025June 6, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

Local author, P.A.Kane was putting together a flyer to promote his latest book, “Larry Plumb Is Still Here.” When he showed his wife the picture he intended to use, she …

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Local

Love Triangle Throws Pickleball League Into Disarray

May 29, 2025May 30, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—At the end of St. Casmir’s fall pickleball league in Kaisertown, ballroom dance instructor Pepper Parabola underwent knee replacement surgery. In addition to her longtime boyfriend, Tim Trapizoid, helping …

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Local

Local Woman Finds Clarity And Healing Through Self-Care

May 22, 2025May 23, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—This week Buffalo State English professor Sandra Swillobee ended her eighteen-month relationship with arborist Glenn Guildinspruce. To reduce the sting of this heartbreak, Swillobee has employed self-care techniques for …

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Local / Sports

Seeing Nephew In Jets Gear, Uncle Paul Mobilizes Intervention

May 15, 2025May 16, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

Rockland County, NY—When he came across a photo of his three-year-old nephew, Parker, sporting New York Jets gear on social media, Uncle Paul copied it and sent a WTF?—text to …

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Local

Music Snob Pisses Off Bar Playing “Gary’s Got A Boner” By The Replacements Thirty-Seven Times In A Row

May 8, 2025May 9, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

South Buffalo, NY—Before attending a show at The Caz this past Saturday night, Norbert Garfunkel, his wife, and their friends the Nolandorfs stopped at the Dog & Pony Saloon for …

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