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Author: P.A. Kane

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For Billionth Time Twitter User Urges County Executive Poloncarz To Stick Something In His Ass

December 1, 2022December 14, 2022 - by P.A. Kane

Erie County, NY—On November 23, 2022 Erie County Executive Mark Poloncarz tweeted out a picture of the environmental impact statement (New York State Environmental Quality Act) regarding the Buffalo Bills …

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Local

Local Man Home For Holiday Doing Bare Minimum To Maintain His Life

November 25, 2022December 6, 2022 - by P.A. Kane

Kenmore, NY—Andrew Loafer, a twenty-seven year old software engineer at Tucker Energy in Tulsa, Oklahoma returned to Western New York for the Thanksgiving holiday this past week. In catching up …

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Local Author Considers Run For Public Office In West Seneca

November 17, 2022November 18, 2022 - by P.A. Kane

West Seneca, NY—For the last few weeks local author P.A. Kane has been seeing posts in his social media from the West Seneca Democratic Party seeking candidates for a slew …

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Local / Sports

Area Man More Convinced Universe Righting Itself After Second Straight Bills Loss

November 13, 2022November 14, 2022 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—Many Western New Yorkers will wake on Monday morning feeling the effects of a second straight Bills loss. Some will think about resuming an old cigarette habit, others will …

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Local / Sports

Local Man Asserts Bills Loss First Step Toward Righting The Universe

November 10, 2022November 13, 2022 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—Many Western New Yorkers woke up Monday morning after the Bills loss to the Jets thinking about resuming that old cigarette habit or just calling off work and binging …

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National

World Wants Elon Musk To “Shut The Fuck Up”

November 3, 2022December 29, 2022 - by P.A. Kane

Planet Earth—Consensus on any topic among planet Earth’s one-hundred-ninety-five countries is nearly impossible, but there is unanimity when it comes to the world’s richest, and arguably whitest man—a man whiter …

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Local

Area Woman Promises To Increase Productivity By Appealing Co-workers Primitive Desires

October 27, 2022November 3, 2022 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—Parkside resident Ariana Mustang is not interested in building her LinkedIn connections or her resume. She doesn’t have career goals or objectives despite being a summa cum laude graduate …

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Local / Sports

Williamsville Astrophysicist Temporarily Leaves NASA To Follow Bills

October 21, 2022October 21, 2022 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, N.Y.—Twenty-nine year old Astrophysicist and Williamsville native, Dr. Nicholas Knocklinger has decided to take a temporary leave from NASA, where he heads up a team interpreting images from the …

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Local

Local Author Going On Sabbatical . . . Again

August 25, 2022November 3, 2022 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—As the dog days of August wane local author P.A.Kane is again going on sabbatical from Buffalo Mud. Loyal Mud readers will recall the site went dark last August …

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Local

Citing 2nd Amendment Concerns South Buffalo Parents Will Continue To Send Kids To Public Schools

August 23, 2022August 25, 2022 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, N.Y.—Throughout the summer Bucky and Margret Sullivan have been wrestling with the idea of homeschooling their two kids, Fallon, 8 and James, 6. The South Buffalo parents are annoyed …

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