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Washington, D.C.—As Joe Biden ushers in a more traditional presidency progressive supporters are breathing a sigh of relief. These same progressive supporters however, also find themselves wondering what Applebee’s Kayleigh …
Read MoreCheektowaga, NY—After five years of arguing Chuck Wagonblott, an English teacher at Amherst High School has finally accepted that his lifelong friends are assholes. A downcast Wagonblott said, “The last …
Read MoreWashington D.C.—In the aftermath of last week’s election loss to Joe Biden the Trump campaign set up a hotline where people can call and report election irregularities and fraud. “Help …
Read MoreWashington D.C.—In line with all the other disappointments of 2020, this week Miles Taylor, a former Chief of Staff at the Department of Homeland Security, keeping an election year promise, …
Read MoreWashington, D.C.—First daughter Ivanka Trump is quietly looking for a girlfriend ahead of the November elections. With the United States experiencing the world’s highest infection and death rate as a …
Read MoreWashington, D.C.—Monday morning the world was stunned to learn Trump Senior Advisor and White Supremacist, Stephen Miller found an actual woman to marry him. Miller’s new wife, Katie Waldman, was …
Read MoreBuffalo, NY—For years local author P.A.Kane has endured rumors regarding his lack of manhood. A recently leaked photograph seems to refute these rumors and reveal the author to be HUGE. …
Read MoreWashington D.C.—This past week President Trump signed a bill permanently reauthorizing the September 11th Victim Compensation Fund, which provides health care funding for surviving first responders of the nine-eleven terror …
Read MoreBuffalo, NY—As Bills fans brace for one of the most challenging seasons in history, President Donald J. Trump has declared the four Bills Super Bowls losses null and void. According …
Read MoreBy David P. Zach—Senior Mud Contributor— Washington D.C.—The following is an official release from the office of Rudolf William Lewis Giuliani, Attorney at Law: “To begin, I want to emphasize …
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