Holy Fuck, Someone Married Stephen Miller
Washington, D.C.—Monday morning the world was stunned to learn Trump Senior Advisor and White Supremacist, Stephen Miller found an actual woman to marry him. Miller’s new wife, Katie Waldman, was …
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The Price Of War
United States, America— The price of war is something most people will never comprehend. The human toll cannot truly be conveyed by fleeting images on the six o’clock news. Sure, …
Read MoreBulletproof Apparel: It’s Sensible And It Looks Good Too…
United States, America—With the new school year (aka the shooting season) ramping up parents are not only buying pencils and rulers, but the latest bulletproof apparel. As mass shootings continue …
Read MoreStudy Finds AR15 Owners Have Highest Prevalence Of Micro-Penises
Wheeling, WV—A wide-ranging study conducted by Schlong University found that military style, AR15 gun owners have the highest prevalence of micro-penises in the country. Lead researcher Dr. Christopher Hoggsealt said …
Read MoreThe Real Places Where Trump Was A First Responder
Washington D.C.—This past week President Trump signed a bill permanently reauthorizing the September 11th Victim Compensation Fund, which provides health care funding for surviving first responders of the nine-eleven terror …
Read MoreTony Robbins’ Neck Is Missing And He Is The Asshole We Always Knew He Was
Palm Beach, Fl—Judging from recent images, where his collar butts up to his granite chin and jaw, it appears that motivational speaker and New York Times best-selling author Tony Robbins …
Read MoreBuffalo Mud Endorses Candidate Of Love For President: Marianne Williamson
Buffalo, NY—In the no brainerest of all no brainer decision, the editorial staff at Buffalo Mud fully and unequivocally endorses Marianne Williamson as the next President of these United States. …
Read MoreMiddle Scool Teacher Disturbed By Endless Fucking Emails From Joe Biden
West Seneca, NY—Larry Puddlenut, an Algebra teacher at West Middle School is disturbed by the abundance of emails he is receiving from Joe Biden. A lifelong Democrat and contributor to …
Read MorePhony Leftist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez To Propose User Fee On Air
Washington D.C.—Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC), the twenty-nine year old Democratic Socialist from New York’s 14the Congressional District is being characterized by Republicans as the left’s latest phony hero. AOC’s socialist rhetoric …
Read MoreEven With New Asbestos Hair Stephen Miller Is The Least Fuckable Man In America
Washington D.C.—This past weekend Senior Advisor to the President, Stephen Miller, the architect of the draconian Trump immigration policy, which bans Muslims and cages children showed up for a …
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