The World's Mud with a Local Spin
Rockland County, NY—When he came across a photo of his three-year-old nephew, Parker, sporting New York Jets gear on social media, Uncle Paul copied it and sent a WTF?—text to …
Seeing Nephew In Jets Gear, Uncle Paul Mobilizes Intervention Read More
Buffalo, NY—Following the Buffalo Bills latest playoff loss to the Kansas City Chiefs in the AFC Championship game, the Grim Reaper swept through Western New York and called home fifty-seven …
Even The Grim Reaper Is Depressed After Bills Latest Loss To The Chiefs Read More
I-77S, United States—Dawn Deitrich and Dave Dornsfinger have been in a relationship for fourteen years. In a moment of spontaneity, the couple decided this week to escape the freezing Western …
Local Woman Crushed Boyfriend’s Initial Call Was Prompted By The Shape of Her Ass Read More
Pittsford, NY—As we make our way through the dog days of summer the heads of Bills fans are spinning with visions of MVPs, Championships, and Super Bowl parades. News articles, …
Bills Fans Can’t Wait For The Heartbreak Of Another Season Read More
Buffalo, NY—Coming down from a terrible Bills playoff loss to the Bengals last weekend, Zub Norkwood, a sixty-one year old lifelong resident of South Buffalo decided to pay a visit …
After Terrible End To Bills Season Local Man Checks With Cardiologist Before Jumping On Sabres Bandwagon Read More
Buffalo, NY—”National Blame Someone Else Day” occurs on the first Friday the 13th of every new year and Harold Mantang, a thirty-nine year old production manager at the Ford Motor …
Local Man Receives Forty-Seven Calls On “National Blame Someone Else Day” Read More
Orchard Park, NY—Lloyd Crackleknob, a Bills season ticket holder since the Kay Stephenson era has become disillusioned with the commitment of fans in his section. Over the years Crackleknob has …
Longtime Bills Season Ticket Holder Questions Commitment Of Fans In His Section Read More
Erie County, NY—On November 23, 2022 Erie County Executive Mark Poloncarz tweeted out a picture of the environmental impact statement (New York State Environmental Quality Act) regarding the Buffalo Bills …
For Billionth Time Twitter User Urges County Executive Poloncarz To Stick Something In His Ass Read More
Buffalo, NY—Many Western New Yorkers will wake on Monday morning feeling the effects of a second straight Bills loss. Some will think about resuming an old cigarette habit, others will …
Area Man More Convinced Universe Righting Itself After Second Straight Bills Loss Read More
Buffalo, NY—Many Western New Yorkers woke up Monday morning after the Bills loss to the Jets thinking about resuming that old cigarette habit or just calling off work and binging …
Local Man Asserts Bills Loss First Step Toward Righting The Universe Read More