Local Man Sick Of All This Gratefulness Nonsense
Lackawanna, NY—Seeing a glowy orange picture of a setting sun above Woodlawn Beach on a friend’s social media page, which implores viewers to be grateful for this beautiful gift from …
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Despite Visual Evidence Wife Of Local Author Still Doesn’t Believe He Can Walk On Water
Buffalo, N.Y.—This week local author P.A.Kane was taking an early morning hike along a creek bed in Chestnut Ridge Park with a friend and his trusted forty-nine pound canine companion …
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Local Father Gently Pleads With Son To Stop Going Out Into World Like A Cowboy Asshole
Snyder, N.Y.—This week Albert Gilipolas of Snyder gently pleaded with his twenty-five year old son, Albert Jr. to stop going out into the world like some cowboy asshole. The elder …
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Local Woman Surprised At How Mean People Are On The Internet
West Seneca, NY— Donna Issatwink was surprised and quite frankly a little hurt at the reaction her short innocuous letter-to-the-editor in Buffalo News received this past week from internet commenters. …
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Lame Third Period Wave Marrs Rick Jeanneret’s Glorious Final Call
Buffalo, NY—Friday night marked the end to the fifty-one year run of Buffalo Sabres play-by-play man Rick Jeanneret. His glorious final call featured a walk-off overtime goal by Casey Mittelstadt …
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Handyman’s Skills Prompt Wife Of Local Author To Reevaluate Life Choices
West Seneca, NY—Donna Kane, the wife of local author P.A.Kane has been giddy for the last two weeks as skilled handyman and all-around good guy Rich Hannotte has been updating …
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Hair Stylists Stage Intervention At Congressman Higgins’ Office
Buffalo, NY—A couple of hair stylists staged an intervention this week at the Larkinville office of U.S. Congressman Brain Higgins, hoping to thwart a full blown tragedy with the representative’s …
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Woman Narrowly Escapes Night Out With Local Drummer “Bad Ronald”
Buffalo, NY—This past weekend Mary Pat McNamara, an Investment Counselor with T. Rowe Price narrowly escaped a night out with local drummer “Bad Ronald.” McNamara posted on Facebook that she …
Read MoreWill Smith’s Assault Prompts Area Bald Men To Slap The Shit Out Of Would Be Comedians
Buffalo, NY—This week a slew of would-be comedians got the shit slapped out of them by newly empowered bald guys after Will Smith assaulted Chris Rock at the Oscars on …
Read MoreSurvey Reveals Everybody Wants More Jack Conrad- But Mostly From A Distance
Buffalo, NY—As Buffalo Mud reestablishes its web presence after going dark for several months it conducted a short survey with readers asking what stories they most wanted to hear about …
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