A Moment Of Silence For South Buffalo Legend Jack Conrad
Buffalo, NY—The flags at Buffalo Mud are at half mast as we mourn the unexpected passing of South Buffalo legend Jack Conrad. I first became aware of Jack from the …
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Local Author Concludes It’s Impossible To Hate Tom Hanks And He Fucking Hates That
Buffalo, NY—Upon learning that movie icon, Tom Hanks, who the New York Times dubbed: An avatar of American goodness, had written both a book of short stories and now a …
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Republican Candidate Chrissy “CaBoom” Casilio Goes Full “Homina Homina” Trying To Explain Right Wing Posts
Clarence, NY—Sporting a stunned “Who me?” expression and looking around for her daddy—Clarence Supervisor Patrick Casilio—Republican candidate for Erie County Executive, Chrissy “CaBoom” Casilio went through Jackie Gleason like “homina …
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Local Man Working Keto Diet Regrets Posting Premature Selfie
Orchard Park, NY—At the beginning of the new-year, Lance Biggers weighed in at a whopping two-hundred-sixty-four pounds. Biggers had been a little soft since falling in love with the buffet …
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Jack Conrad’s Two Day Mighty Taco Binge Triggers West Seneca Earthquake
Buffalo, NY—This past Monday at 6:16 am a 3.8 magnitude earthquake struck the Indian Church area of West Seneca. People noted the momentary disruption saying it felt like a car …
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Area Buddhist Missing All The Suffering
Buffalo, NY—Siddhartha Jabrini, is an area Buddhist who is considered a Bodhisattva—someone who has put off the attainment of “enlightenment” in order to help others transcend the material world and …
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After Terrible End To Bills Season Local Man Checks With Cardiologist Before Jumping On Sabres Bandwagon
Buffalo, NY—Coming down from a terrible Bills playoff loss to the Bengals last weekend, Zub Norkwood, a sixty-one year old lifelong resident of South Buffalo decided to pay a visit …
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Local Man Receives Forty-Seven Calls On “National Blame Someone Else Day”
Buffalo, NY—”National Blame Someone Else Day” occurs on the first Friday the 13th of every new year and Harold Mantang, a thirty-nine year old production manager at the Ford Motor …
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Longtime Bills Season Ticket Holder Questions Commitment Of Fans In His Section
Orchard Park, NY—Lloyd Crackleknob, a Bills season ticket holder since the Kay Stephenson era has become disillusioned with the commitment of fans in his section. Over the years Crackleknob has …
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Local Author Poised For Congressional Run After Updating Resume
West Seneca, NY—After solicitations from the West Seneca Democratic Party this past fall, local author P.A.Kane was considering a run for one of the many town offices up for grabs. …
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