Local Author Faces Shakedown Over Baywatch Reel
Buffalo, NY—Local author P.A.Kane (Leaving Jackson Wolf; Written In The Stars:The Book Of Molly) is the subject of a shakedown by an unknown entity threatening to release his Baywatch reel …
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Teens Involved In Dangerous Dry Humping Behaviors Missing
Buffalo, NY—Officials at Erie County Medical Center announced today two Kaisertown teens involved in a dry humping accident are missing from the hospital’s burn unit. The teens were rushed to …
Read MoreParade Today Magazine Finds Valley Old Neighborhood Parade Best In Country
Buffalo, NY—In 2018, Parade Today magazine citing research conducted by the University of Buffalo’s Anthropology Department, determined the Valley Old Neighborhood Parade really wasn’t a parade. Failing to meet the …
Read MoreDespite Size And Lack Of Sex Parts A Dog Is Still A Dog
Orchard Park, NY—Despite less than robust size, and a lack of sex parts the Buckclap family of Orchard Park constantly has to physically dismount their three year old male Scotty, …
Read MoreLocal Man Carrying KonMari Tidying Up Method Too Far
Buffalo, NY—Henry Bonefickle, a parts manager at Booswami Hyundai was recently drawn into a new Netflix series featuring best-selling author and decluttering guru Marie Kondo. Kondo, is a Japanese woman …
Read MoreD.A.M. – Dave’s Asbestos Miracle
By David P. Zach Buffalo, NY—Hello. I’m David P. Zach. You may know me as the writer of the funny sections of this blog, but I’m much more than that: …
Read MoreCheektowaga Man Miffed And Amazed By South Buffalo Conversation
Buffalo, NY—Cheektowaga resident, Todd Helmbrecht was both miffed and amazed at a conversation he overheard at Dog Ears Bookstore & Cafe, where he is a new volunteer. After going over …
Read MoreDNA Test Links Senior Mud Contributor To Marie Osmond
Buffalo NY—This week DNA tests linked Senior Mud Contributor and Kanye West fixer, David P. Zach to Marie Osmond of the famous Utah entertainment family, the Osmond’s. In the wake …
Read MoreCheektowaga Man Plans Summer Book Release: “A Beginners Guide To Bad Tattoos”
Cheektowaga, NY—Cleve Hill resident Shawn Morrissey is planning a summer 2019 release of tattoo book titled: A Beginners Guide to Bad Tattoos. This guide book will delve into the history …
Read MoreJudge Judy Heals Injured Worker And More . . .
Elma, NY—Convalescing from a shoulder injury he incurred at work, FedEx veteran Marcel Bovine has been healed and more by Judge Judy. The slow road to recovery for Bovine has …
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