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East Side Man Demands Refund From Neighbor He Paid To Get Wife Pregnant But Failed After Eighty-Four Attempts

October 20, 2019October 20, 2019 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—Anatoli Rezvinak of Dutton Avenue on the East side of Buffalo paid his neighbor Boris Tretiack $10,000 to impregnate his wife, Valentina. But, after eighty-four attempts with no results …

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Local Author “Almost” Handsome Enough To Be Spectrum News Anchor

September 29, 2019April 21, 2024 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—Local author P.A.Kane seeking to increase his media presence recently interviewed for a weekend anchor position at Spectrum News. Kane impressed Spectrum management with his delivery, energy, understanding of …

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Bishop Malone Named Narcissist Of The Year

September 15, 2019September 15, 2019 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo,NY—Buffalo Bishop Richard J. Malone was named Narcissist of the Year by the National Association of Narcissists of the United States (NANUS). After several rounds of voting where NANUS members …

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New Photo Reveals Local Author Is HUGE!

September 7, 2019October 5, 2019 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—For years local author P.A.Kane has endured rumors regarding his lack of manhood. A recently leaked photograph seems to refute these rumors and reveal the author to be HUGE.  …

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Nissan “Juke” Owner Is An Asshole

September 5, 2019September 6, 2019 - by P.A. Kane

Orchard Park, NY— Bill Wellington, a thirty-one year old RN at the Orchard Park Immediate Care is an asshole about his Nissan Juke.   The Juke is a subcompact crossover SUV …

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Movement To Demote Local Drummer “Bad Ronald” To “Just Ronald” Growing

August 19, 2019July 9, 2023 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo NY—Through luck, happenstance and grace, local drummer Ron Leisten was bestowed with the moniker “Bad Ronald,” by legendary Western New York artist, Greg Sterlace. But as a result of …

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Extreme Sex Leads To Kaisertown Woman’s Death, Husband Faces Possible Charges

August 9, 2019August 10, 2019 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo NY—A 911 call was placed by Kaisertown resident Stan Dombrowski when his wife, Marion became unresponsive during an extended session of coitus. The couple had recently resumed their long …

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Mychajliw’s Hotline Receives Two-Hundred-Forty-One Calls Regarding Howard Stern’s Penis

June 28, 2019July 23, 2019 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—To raise his political profile for an expected run at the NY27 congressional seat in 2020, Erie County Comptroller, Stefan Mychajliw (Mychajliw– pronounced: Opportunitstfuckingasshole) is using county’s Whistleblower Hotline …

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New Injury Law Firm With Familiar Name Begins Operation In Buffalo…YES, It’s More Cellinos- God Help Us!

May 3, 2019June 21, 2023 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—For decades Ross Cellino and Steve Barnes of the injury law firm Cellino & Barnes have been a constant in Western New York with their jingles, billboards and endless …

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Local Author Faces Shakedown Over Baywatch Reel

April 18, 2019April 21, 2019 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—Local author P.A.Kane (Leaving Jackson Wolf; Written In The Stars:The Book Of Molly) is the subject of a shakedown by an unknown entity threatening to release his Baywatch reel …

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