The World's Mud with a Local Spin
Buffalo, NY—Early Monday morning dog walkers crossing the icy suspension bridge at the third hole of Caz Golf Course came upon a horrifying of scene. At least a thirty-pack of …
Societal Decay Hits Home In South Buffalo Read MoreCheektowaga, NY—After five years of arguing, Chuck Wagonblott, an English teacher at Amherst High School has finally accepted that his lifelong friends are assholes. A downcast Wagonblott said, “The last …
Local Man Finally Accepts His Best Friends Are Assholes Read More“The McMumford Family of East Aurora want Aunt Hazel to know that they miss her and want her to come back home.” That was the sole line of last night’s …
Local Family Pleads With Georgia To Return Their Aunt Hazel Read MoreWest Seneca, NY—For the most part, Bill Tomlinson, a shift supervisor at the Ford plant in Hamburg has gone through his entire adult life thinking people are fucking assholes. But, …
Local Man Learning People Aren’t Always Fucking Assholes Read MoreClarence, NY—For years Clarence residents, Frank & Marie Stonefinger, Teddy & Stephanie Woppelganger and John & Stella Hobbletree have gotten together twice a month for dinner and drinks. But in …
Clarence Man Wrecks Carefully Planned Dinner With Embarrassing Shit Read MoreBuffalo, NY—This weekend marks the publication of local author P.A.Kane’s third book, The Last Playlist: A Sonic Epitaph. Several years in the making Kane expects the book of personal essays …
Local Author Bracing For Mediocre Sales Read MoreBuffalo, NY— You’ve heard it for four years: “How could the Poles have been so wrong?” “I thought the Poles were scientific and reliable?” “I’ll never trust the Poles again!” …
Buffalo Mud 2020 Election Special:THIS TIME AROUND, CAN YOU TRUST THE POLES? Read MoreBuffalo, NY—He was at Madison Square Garden for the “No Nukes” concert in ‘79. He was at the WTO protests in Seattle in 1999. And, this past spring he marched …
Lifelong Liberal Wants To Know How “Ayn Rand” Book Ended Up On His Bookshelf Read MoreBuffalo, NY—Judging from a slew of pictures populating his Facebook wall it appears that everyone’s favorite South Buffalonian, Jack Conrad is now a crazy cat lady. Gone from his page …
Update: Jack Conrad Is Now A Crazy Cat Lady Read MoreBuffalo, NY—Cliff Fandango, a Biology teacher at South Park High School has become totally frustrated with his nine-month old son Finn Fandango. On several occasions the elder Fandango has lost …
Children’s Classic “Goodnight Moon” Results In Area Dad Losing His Shit Read More