The World's Mud with a Local Spin
Amherst, NY—Inspired by sixty year old Michelle Yeouh who won her first Oscar this past weekend, Lorraine Lemonlight from Accounts Receivable at Delaware North, is determined to stop half assing …
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Buffalo, NY—Noting the recent harmony in their relationship, Donna Kane, the longtime wife of local author P.A. Kane came to the stunning conclusion that she is no longer attracted to …
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Heaven—Jesus Christ, the Son of God and a principal third of the Holy Trinity is becoming increasingly annoyed at the adorableness of actor Keanu Reeves. In every inch of his …
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Buffalo, NY—In the least surprising development ever, a survey conducted by the Thriving Center of Psychology found Buffalo, New York to have the most single women in the United States. …
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Orchard Park, NY—At the beginning of the new-year, Lance Biggers weighed in at a whopping two-hundred-sixty-four pounds. Biggers had been a little soft since falling in love with the buffet …
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Buffalo, NY—This past Monday at 6:16 am a 3.8 magnitude earthquake struck the Indian Church area of West Seneca. People noted the momentary disruption saying it felt like a car …
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Buffalo, NY—Siddhartha Jabrini, is an area Buddhist who is considered a Bodhisattva—someone who has put off the attainment of “enlightenment” in order to help others transcend the material world and …
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Buffalo, NY—Coming down from a terrible Bills playoff loss to the Bengals last weekend, Zub Norkwood, a sixty-one year old lifelong resident of South Buffalo decided to pay a visit …
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Buffalo, NY—”National Blame Someone Else Day” occurs on the first Friday the 13th of every new year and Harold Mantang, a thirty-nine year old production manager at the Ford Motor …
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Orchard Park, NY—Lloyd Crackleknob, a Bills season ticket holder since the Kay Stephenson era has become disillusioned with the commitment of fans in his section. Over the years Crackleknob has …
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