The World's Mud with a Local Spin
Key West, Florida—Local author P.A. Kane was at the Speakeasy Inn and Rum Bar sipping a fine twelve-year-old Appelton Estate Jamaican rum when an area one-legged pirate named Silver Teeth …
Local Author Wins Extreme One-Footed Dance Contest Read More
Snyder, NY—Wendell Wussman of Snyder was hurt to find out his partner of eleven years, Jill Jeroffsky, almost never thinks about him when he’s not around. This came to light …
Local Man Hurt Girlfriend Doesn’t Think About Him When He’s Not Around Read More
Buffalo, NY—Benny Bleetner occupies the last bar stool at Molly Maguire’s daily from 4-9pm and recently has stepped up his bullshit game. He had grown tired of all the nonsense …
Benny, At The End Of The Bar Is Stepping Up The Bullshit Read More
Buffalo, NY—Enterprise-rent-a-car transport driver Kurt Kurchacha was trapped in a vehicle tuned into MAGA 930 WBEN this past Friday. Kurchacha, a retired dance instructor at Rosalita’s Salsa Studio, endured several …
Transport Driver Endures Hours Trapped In Vehicle Set To WBEN Read More
Washington, D.C.—This past weekend, Elon Musk’s, DOGE team of six engineers moved to dismantle the United States Agency for International Development (U.S.A.I.D.). U.S.A.I.D. administers American soft power overseas in the …
Space X Intern Demands U.S.A.I.D. Reports Ahead Of His 11pm Curfew Read More
Buffalo, NY—Following the Buffalo Bills latest playoff loss to the Kansas City Chiefs in the AFC Championship game, the Grim Reaper swept through Western New York and called home fifty-seven …
Even The Grim Reaper Is Depressed After Bills Latest Loss To The Chiefs Read More
I-77S, United States—Dawn Deitrich and Dave Dornsfinger have been in a relationship for fourteen years. In a moment of spontaneity, the couple decided this week to escape the freezing Western …
Local Woman Crushed Boyfriend’s Initial Call Was Prompted By The Shape of Her Ass Read More
Buffalo, NY—Meta chief executive Mark Zuckerberg announced last week an end to fact-checking on the company’s various platforms, including Facebook and Instagram. To ensure maximum freedom of expression and speech, …
Nobel Prize Winning Local Author P.A.Kane Fully Embraces End of Social Media Fact Checking Read More
Buffalo, NY—Skills familiar to many Western New Yorkers include negotiating a snowstorm, finding a good fish fry, and breaking tables after finishing a twelve-pack. Western New Yorkers also know how …
Area Loudmouths Prepare Bills Collapse Read More
A quick survey of resolutions across Western New York in the New Year: Wanda Wannamaker— (School bus driver, Cheektowaga) “I’m resolved to falling in love again. Well, maybe not love, …
Ten New Year’s Resolutions Read More