Anonymous Op-Ed: I Am The Resistence
I am Luke Skywalker. I am William Wallace. I am Richard Marx. I am those kids in Red Dawn. In short, I am the Resistance. And I am trying to …
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Diocese Creates “Fun Task Force” To Improve Its Sagging Image
Buffalo, NY—In light of recent criticism of the Diocese of Buffalo and Bishop Malone for creating, yet another, pointless, ineffectual and opaque task force to address crimes of sexual abuse …
Read MoreLocal Author Will Write You Into New Novel For Cash
West Seneca, N.Y.—For cash payments local author P.A. Kane will write you into his new novel, Leaving Jackson Wolf. With the crowdfunding phenomenon sweeping the country Kane thinks this would …
Read MoreHAPPY BELATED NATIONAL LIMERICK DAY (May 12)
Senior Mud Contibutor—David P. Zach— Ten little Indians, they dined …
Read MoreYears of Fucking Over Western New York Ends With U.S. Attorney Fucking Chris Collins
With his arrest on charges of insider trading NY 27 Congressman, Chris Collins reign of terror in Western New York is coming to a predictable end. But unlike autocratic Collins …
Read MoreLocal Author’s Wife Plans David Sedaris Torture
Buffalo, NY—Married for what seems like a thousand years, Donna Kane the wife of local author P.A. Kane has informed her often distant and non-responsive husband that when he becomes …
Read MoreContractor’s Shitting Confounds Homeowner
Buffalo, NY—Since hiring Booth Hausfeld to do some updating at his home in South Buffalo, Thomas McGarrity has been confounded at the ease with which the contractor glibly shits at …
Read MoreGhost Of Merrick Garland Haunts Bernie Bros, Jill Stein Voters And The Forty-Six Percent That Stayed Home Election Day…
United States, America—With the retirement of Supreme Court Justice, Anthony Kennedy and in light of some recent heavy-handed decisions by the court, which include: limiting women’s reproductive rights, the ability …
Read MoreUncle Paul Wrecks Fourth of July Celebration
Orchard Park, NY—Never one not to please his mom, local master craftsman, Geoffrey Pierce, reluctantly invited his mother’s brother, Uncle Paul to his family’s Fourth of July celebration. Like the …
Read MoreU.S. Students Relax As Shooting Season Ends
United States of America—In a recent spot on the Daily Show, comedian Lewis Black noted the end of another shooting season as schools across the nation shut down for summer …
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