The World's Mud with a Local Spin
Buffalo, NY—Coming down from a terrible Bills playoff loss to the Bengals last weekend, Zub Norkwood, a sixty-one year old lifelong resident of South Buffalo decided to pay a visit …
After Terrible End To Bills Season Local Man Checks With Cardiologist Before Jumping On Sabres Bandwagon Read More
Orchard Park, NY—Lloyd Crackleknob, a Bills season ticket holder since the Kay Stephenson era has become disillusioned with the commitment of fans in his section. Over the years Crackleknob has …
Longtime Bills Season Ticket Holder Questions Commitment Of Fans In His Section Read More
Buffalo, NY—Many Western New Yorkers will wake on Monday morning feeling the effects of a second straight Bills loss. Some will think about resuming an old cigarette habit, others will …
Area Man More Convinced Universe Righting Itself After Second Straight Bills Loss Read More
Buffalo, NY—Many Western New Yorkers woke up Monday morning after the Bills loss to the Jets thinking about resuming that old cigarette habit or just calling off work and binging …
Local Man Asserts Bills Loss First Step Toward Righting The Universe Read More
Buffalo, N.Y.—Twenty-nine year old Astrophysicist and Williamsville native, Dr. Nicholas Knocklinger has decided to take a temporary leave from NASA, where he heads up a team interpreting images from the …
Williamsville Astrophysicist Temporarily Leaves NASA To Follow Bills Read More
Buffalo, NY—After seventeen seasons former Bills quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick retired from the NFL this week. The journeyman signal caller played for nine different teams, amassing a record of 59-87-1 with …
Former Bills Quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick To Advocate For “Hairy Man” Causes In Retirement Read More
Buffalo, NY—Friday night marked the end to the fifty-one year run of Buffalo Sabres play-by-play man Rick Jeanneret. His glorious final call featured a walk-off overtime goal by Casey Mittelstadt …
Lame Third Period Wave Marrs Rick Jeanneret’s Glorious Final Call Read MoreBuffalo, NY—Having nothing meaningful to do with their lives since The Gap has essentially been Amazoned out of business and with the new iPhone13 is still a couple of months …
Lame White People Play Longest And Most Pointless Basketball Game In History Read MoreBuffalo, NY—Vaccine hesitant, freedom loving Western New Yorkers are standing with outspoken Bills wide receiver Cole Beasley in spite of his absurd man bun. Under different circumstances it might be …
Local Anti-Vaxxers Are Standing With Cole Beasley In Spite Of His Man Bun Read MoreBuffalo, NY—While the weekly anxiety inducing third-quarter swoon by Josh Allen and the Bills falls squarely in line with the futility of Buffalo sports teams, this year the Bills have …
Self Hating Sabres Fans Missing The Misery Read More