Seeing Nephew In Jets Gear, Uncle Paul Mobilizes Intervention
Rockland County, NY—When he came across a photo of his three-year-old nephew, Parker, sporting New York Jets gear on social media, Uncle Paul copied it and sent a WTF?—text to …
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Mailroom Guy Annoys The Shit Out Of Coworkers With His Mock Drafts
Buffalo, NY—The internet and high-speed computing have become a pervasive part of life across the globe. Right now, sitting in the pockets of billions of people is a handheld computer …
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Masters Officials Block Lockport Man With “Practice Round” Pass From Teeing Off
Augusta, Ga.—In June 2024, Bucky Bergen, an underwriter at Basil Toyota in Lockport, purchased a “Practice Round” pass for last week’s Masters Tournament at the famed Augusta National Golf Club. …
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Even The Grim Reaper Is Depressed After Bills Latest Loss To The Chiefs
Buffalo, NY—Following the Buffalo Bills latest playoff loss to the Kansas City Chiefs in the AFC Championship game, the Grim Reaper swept through Western New York and called home fifty-seven …
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Area Loudmouths Prepare Bills Collapse
Buffalo, NY—Skills familiar to many Western New Yorkers include negotiating a snowstorm, finding a good fish fry, and breaking tables after finishing a twelve-pack. Western New Yorkers also know how …
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After Thirteen Straight Years of Christmas Sabres Tickets, Amherst Siblings Want to Know Why Uncle John Fucking Hates Them
Amherst, NY—For the last thirteen years, John Jackinjoff has gifted his nephews Jimmy( 21) and Joey (23) Jackinjoff Sabres tickets at Christmas. This year, however, when the nephews found tickets …
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Stefon Diggs: “Maybe It Was Me”…
This past offseason disgruntled Buffalo Bills wide out Stefon Diggs was traded to the Houston Texans for a 2025 second-round draft pick. Despite all-pro talent, Diggs and his accompanying drama—showing …
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Ten Rumors: Bills First Round Draft Pick Dalton Kincaid
Buffalo, NY—The Buffalo Bills selection of tight end Dalton Kincaid in the first round of the 2023 NFL draft has led to much excitement and speculation about the Utah product …
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Pittsford, NY—As we make our way through the dog days of summer the heads of Bills fans are spinning with visions of MVPs, Championships, and Super Bowl parades. News articles, …
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Western New York Football Fans Worried About Josh Allen’s Pending Bachelor Status
Buffalo, NY—This past weekend Josh Allen’s longtime girlfriend Brittany Williams unfollowed the Bills quarterback and took down all the photos of them together from her Instagram page leading to speculation …
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