Socially Awkward Cheektowaga Man Thriving During Pandemic
Cheektowaga, NY—The life of Ostanti Grosz, an overnight manager at the Union Road, Storage Plus, has changed in a big way since the onset of the Covid 19. Prior to …
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Local Man Heartbroken To Learn Children Plan To Throw All His Shit Away After He Dies
Buffalo, NY—John Fleederhosuer, a seventy-nine year retired UAW machinist was shocked and heartbroken to learn that upon his death his two grown children plan to throw all his shit away. …
Read MoreSenior Citizen ANTIFA Members Step Forward With Message: Don’t Fuck With Us!!!
Buffalo, NY— Earlier this week President Trump retweeted a report by @OANN suggesting 75 year-old Buffalo protester, Martin Gugino, who was pushed to the ground by police and was bleeding …
Read MoreIn An Open Letter West Seneca Resident Discloses Ethical Lapses To Town Watchdog: Al Petko
West Seneca, New York — Dear Al Petko,: My name is P.A. Kane and I, along with my family, have been West Seneca residents since 1994. At the end of …
Read MoreLighthearted Fish Post Takes A Dark Turn To Mental Health Issues
North Tonawanda, NY—Dave Smith, a senior supply specialist at Railroad Universe: (A Universe of Supplies From Mercury to Uranus and Beyond), innocently posted a picture on social media of his …
Read MoreAlden Woman Attends “Gridlock Buffalo” Protest As Relationship Hangs In Balance
Alden, NY—Jan Holbrook of the Seabrook Park Estates in Alden attended the “Gridlock Buffalo” event at Niagara Square on Monday to protest the continued shelter in place orders by Governor …
Read MoreLocal Woman Unsure If She Should Accept Friend Request From Jack Conrad
Buffalo, NY—Stacy Langmeyer, a Project Analyst with Catholic Health opened her Facebook account Tuesday morning and found a friend request from Jack Conrad and is unsure if she should accept …
Read MoreAs Covid-19 Rips Through Western New York Family Decides Local Author Least Essential
Buffalo, NY—After an extended brainstorming session this past week it was determined local author P.A. Kane was the least essential member of the Kane family and would continue to shop …
Read MoreThe Other Virus: BUFFO- 13 Herpes
Buffalo, NY—I have always taken the BUFFO-13 Herpes Virus seriously. Let’s just get that straight right off the bat. As it burned through the city’s bars and gyms and bridge …
Read MoreA Buffalo Mud Coronavirus Special Edition: You’re Going To Die
Buffalo, NY—Maybe not today or tomorrow, but with a gameshow host in the White House managing a possible pandemic your chances are increasing by the minute. Even if you make …
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