The World's Mud with a Local Spin
Buffalo, NY—Facing a shortage of workers and unable to absorb the cost of raising wages, area restaurant owners are pledging to reduce shitty treatment of employees by twenty-five percent along …
Area Owners Pledge To Reduce Shitty Treatment Of Employees By Twenty-Five Percent Read MoreBuffalo, NY—WTF? All the women at work are crushing on Mason. That’s the feeling among the male members of the Surge Team at Buffalo Surgical Supply. The fifteen member Surge …
WTF? All The Women At Work Are Crushing On Mason Read MoreOrchard Park, NY—This week Bob Dylan turned eighty years old and Carl Lexington (76) of Orchard Park, a retired Raytheon engineer has finally come to terms with the poet laureate …
As Bob Dylan Celebrates 80th Birthday Local Man Finally Forgives Him For Going Electric Read MoreBuffalo, NY—Now that the Sleepy Joe and the woke liberal mob in Washington have stomped on our freedom and have total control of our lives, (i.e.—like when Obama took all …
Drop Off Locations Pop Up For Items Banned By Sleepy Joe And His Liberal Mob Read MoreWest Seneca, NY—Scrolling through Netflix local author P.A. Kane (The Last Playlist: A Sonic Epitaph) is almost always frustrated trying to find something to watch. He can’t believe the unimaginative, …
Local Author To Model New Protagonist After Himself Read MoreWest Seneca, NY—The twenty-fourth birthday of Lenorard Luthenpoe was recently celebrated at his parents house with a dinner of Indian takeout that included chicken marsala, samosas and plenty of naan …
West Seneca Family Praises Son/Brother On Twenty-Fourth Birthday Read MoreBuffalo, NY—This week the remaining members of 97 Rock’s “Morning Bull Show,” Rich Gaenzler, Chis Klein and program director, John Hagar were terminated as a result of a racially insensitive …
97 Rock Keeps Same Unimaginative Programming Despite Shakeup Read MoreSnyder, NY—While most Western New Yorkers dreaded a weather forecast that predicted a half-foot of snow this weekend, Larry Hemster, a marketing manager at Rosina Foods was pretty excited. Hemster …
Local Man Dreading Return To Normal As Pandemic Nears End Read MoreBuffalo, NY—After clicking on a “Days Like This,” video by Van Morrison in his Facebook feed local Spot Coffee espresso technician and music snob, Hartford Wagmuzzle was shocked to learn …
Local Music Snob Recalls Personal Chappaquiddick After Learning Van Morrison Plays Sax… Read MoreBuffalo, NY—In an over the top voice everybody’s favorite South Buffalonian, Jack Conrad held court among a socially distanced, pandemic appropriate crowd at the Blackthorn on Seneca Street this past …
Jack Conrad Prompts Area Women To Question The Necessity Of Men Read More