The World's Mud with a Local Spin
Festivus is an end of year secular holiday celebrated on December 23rd which features a bare aluminumpole, an airing of grievances and feats of strength. Festivus was created by author …
Buffalo Mud Celebrates “Festivus”- Part One: The Airing of Grievances Read More
Buffalo, NY—South Buffalo legend Jack Conrad was in a festive mood after downing a couple of dogs with everything at Abbott Texas Hots. But his spirits would dampen as he …
Christmas Shopping With Jack Conrad Read More
Buffalo, NY—South Buffalo legend Jack Conrad, filed paperwork this week to become a member of the Republican party. Longtime Conrad followers were shocked by this development since he has been …
Crush On Georgia Congresswoman Leads Jack Conrad to Join GOP Read More
Erie County, NY—On November 23, 2022 Erie County Executive Mark Poloncarz tweeted out a picture of the environmental impact statement (New York State Environmental Quality Act) regarding the Buffalo Bills …
For Billionth Time Twitter User Urges County Executive Poloncarz To Stick Something In His Ass Read More
Kenmore, NY—Andrew Loafer, a twenty-seven year old software engineer at Tucker Energy in Tulsa, Oklahoma returned to Western New York for the Thanksgiving holiday this past week. In catching up …
Local Man Home For Holiday Doing Bare Minimum To Maintain His Life Read More
West Seneca, NY—For the last few weeks local author P.A. Kane has been seeing posts in his social media from the West Seneca Democratic Party seeking candidates for a slew …
Local Author Considers Run For Public Office In West Seneca Read More
Buffalo, NY—Many Western New Yorkers will wake on Monday morning feeling the effects of a second straight Bills loss. Some will think about resuming an old cigarette habit, others will …
Area Man More Convinced Universe Righting Itself After Second Straight Bills Loss Read More
Buffalo, NY—Many Western New Yorkers woke up Monday morning after the Bills loss to the Jets thinking about resuming that old cigarette habit or just calling off work and binging …
Local Man Asserts Bills Loss First Step Toward Righting The Universe Read More
Buffalo, NY—Parkside resident Ariana Mustang is not interested in building her LinkedIn connections or her resume. She doesn’t have career goals or objectives despite being a summa cum laude graduate …
Area Woman Promises To Increase Productivity By Appealing Co-workers Primitive Desires Read More
Buffalo, N.Y.—Twenty-nine year old Astrophysicist and Williamsville native, Dr. Nicholas Knocklinger has decided to take a temporary leave from NASA, where he heads up a team interpreting images from the …
Williamsville Astrophysicist Temporarily Leaves NASA To Follow Bills Read More