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On Fortieth Birthday Father Informs Son He Must Either Get Serious About World War II History Or Smoking Meats

May 1, 2025May 1, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—Larry Lighthouse Sr. congratulated his son Larry Jr. on reaching the milestone of his fortieth birthday. He told his son that he had become a fine man and was …

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Mailroom Guy Annoys The Shit Out Of Coworkers With His Mock Drafts

April 23, 2025May 11, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—The internet and high-speed computing have become a pervasive part of life across the globe. Right now, sitting in the pockets of billions of people is a handheld computer …

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Masters Officials Block Lockport Man With “Practice Round” Pass From Teeing Off

April 17, 2025April 19, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

Augusta, Ga.—In June 2024, Bucky Bergen, an underwriter at Basil Toyota in Lockport, purchased a “Practice Round” pass for last week’s Masters Tournament at the famed Augusta National Golf Club. …

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Plot To Bills Hallmark Holiday Movie Leaked To Buffalo Mud

March 31, 2025April 14, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—The plotline to Holiday Touchdown: A Bills Love Story, a Hallmark channel Christmas movie set in Buffalo, was leaked to the popular satire website Buffalo Mud. The made-for TV movie …

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Local Author Wins Extreme One-Footed Dance Contest

March 6, 2025March 8, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

Key West, Florida—Local author P.A. Kane was at the Speakeasy Inn and Rum Bar sipping a fine twelve-year-old Appelton Estate Jamaican rum when an area one-legged pirate named Silver Teeth …

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Local Man Hurt Girlfriend Doesn’t Think About Him When He’s Not Around

February 27, 2025March 25, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

Snyder, NY—Wendell Wussman of Snyder was hurt to find out his partner of eleven years, Jill Jeroffsky, almost never thinks about him when he’s not around.  This came to light …

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Benny, At The End Of The Bar Is Stepping Up The Bullshit

February 20, 2025April 14, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—Benny Bleetner occupies the last bar stool at Molly Maguire’s daily from 4-9pm and recently has stepped up his bullshit game. He had grown tired of all the nonsense …

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Transport Driver Endures Hours Trapped In Vehicle Set To WBEN

February 13, 2025February 16, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—Enterprise-rent-a-car transport driver Kurt Kurchacha was trapped in a vehicle tuned into MAGA 930 WBEN this past Friday. Kurchacha, a retired dance instructor at Rosalita’s Salsa Studio, endured several …

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Even The Grim Reaper Is Depressed After Bills Latest Loss To The Chiefs

February 1, 2025February 2, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—Following the Buffalo Bills latest playoff loss to the Kansas City Chiefs in the AFC Championship game, the Grim Reaper swept through Western New York and called home fifty-seven …

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Local Woman Crushed Boyfriend’s Initial Call Was Prompted By The Shape of Her Ass

January 25, 2025January 25, 2025 - by P.A. Kane

I-77S, United States—Dawn Deitrich and Dave Dornsfinger have been in a relationship for fourteen years. In a moment of spontaneity, the couple decided this week to escape the freezing Western …

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