DNA Test Links Senior Mud Contributor To Marie Osmond
Buffalo NY—This week DNA tests linked Senior Mud Contributor and Kanye West fixer, David P. Zach to Marie Osmond of the famous Utah entertainment family, the Osmond’s. In the wake …
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Cheektowaga Man Plans Summer Book Release: “A Beginners Guide To Bad Tattoos”
Cheektowaga, NY—Cleve Hill resident Shawn Morrissey is planning a summer 2019 release of tattoo book titled: A Beginners Guide to Bad Tattoos. This guide book will delve into the history …
Read MoreJudge Judy Heals Injured Worker And More . . .
Elma, NY—Convalescing from a shoulder injury he incurred at work, FedEx veteran Marcel Bovine has been healed and more by Judge Judy. The slow road to recovery for Bovine has …
Read MoreSenior Buffalo Mud Contributor Drives Into Lackwanna Ditch
Buffalo NY—Senior Buffalo Mud Contributor and Kanye West fixer, David P. Zach drove his 1995 Chrysler LeBaron into a ditch along Ridge Road in Lackawanna early last night. Zach sustained …
Read MoreDiocese Creates “Fun Task Force” To Improve Its Sagging Image
Buffalo, NY—In light of recent criticism of the Diocese of Buffalo and Bishop Malone for creating, yet another, pointless, ineffectual and opaque task force to address crimes of sexual abuse …
Read MoreLocal Author Will Write You Into New Novel For Cash
West Seneca, N.Y.—For cash payments local author P.A. Kane will write you into his new novel, Leaving Jackson Wolf. With the crowdfunding phenomenon sweeping the country Kane thinks this would …
Read MoreContractor’s Shitting Confounds Homeowner
Buffalo, NY—Since hiring Booth Hausfeld to do some updating at his home in South Buffalo, Thomas McGarrity has been confounded at the ease with which the contractor glibly shits at …
Read MoreUncle Paul Wrecks Fourth of July Celebration
Orchard Park, NY—Never one not to please his mom, local master craftsman, Geoffrey Pierce, reluctantly invited his mother’s brother, Uncle Paul to his family’s Fourth of July celebration. Like the …
Read MoreTaking His Talents To Woodlawn Beach And Beyond…
By David P. Zach—Senior Buffalo Mud Contributor— Forget the odor of decomposing fish and and the elevated levels of bacteria, Lebron James is not only going to save Woodlawn Beach, …
Read MoreIs She THE ONE?…The Buffalo Mud Quiz
By : David P. Zach—Senior Mud Contributor— Wondering if this woman is the one you’re meant to be with? Take our 18 question test and see if you can …
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