Contractor’s Shitting Confounds Homeowner
Buffalo, NY—Since hiring Booth Hausfeld to do some updating at his home in South Buffalo, Thomas McGarrity has been confounded at the ease with which the contractor glibly shits at …
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Uncle Paul Wrecks Fourth of July Celebration
Orchard Park, NY—Never one not to please his mom, local master craftsman, Geoffrey Pierce, reluctantly invited his mother’s brother, Uncle Paul to his family’s Fourth of July celebration. Like the …
Read MoreTaking His Talents To Woodlawn Beach And Beyond…
By David P. Zach—Senior Buffalo Mud Contributor— Forget the odor of decomposing fish and and the elevated levels of bacteria, Lebron James is not only going to save Woodlawn Beach, …
Read MoreIs She THE ONE?…The Buffalo Mud Quiz
By : David P. Zach—Senior Mud Contributor— Wondering if this woman is the one you’re meant to be with? Take our 18 question test and see if you can …
Read MoreSouth Buffalo Man’s Misplaced Ass: FOUND
Buffalo, NY—The misplaced ass of M.Purtil Plumbing Office Manager, Jack Conrad, has been found. The ass had been missing since St Patrick’s Day when Conrad woke up without it. Despite …
Read MoreSouth Buffalo Man Misplaces His Ass
Buffalo, NY—M.Purtil Plumbing Office Manager and South Buffalo resident, Jack Conrad woke up Saturday morning and found that his ass was missing. Conrad turned over his house several times, looked …
Read MoreValley Old Neighborhood Parade, Not Really A Parade Says UB Researchers
Buffalo, NY—Researchers from the University of Buffalo’s Anthropology Department have recently published a paper in Parade Today magazine arguing the Valley’s “Old Neighborhood,” St. Patrick’s Day Parade, isn’t really a …
Read MoreBuffalo City Hall Named Phallic Structure Of The Year Again
Buffalo, NY—For the tenth consecutive Buffalo City Hall was named Phallic Structure of the Year by Architectural Digest. The 1931, thirty-two story Art Deco building was designed by architects …
Read MoreThe Return Of Buffman
By David P. Zach—Senior Mud Contributor. Good news snowflakes: Marvel Studios has contracted with Martin Scorsese to bring their beloved superhero Buffman to the big screen! Buffman was a staple …
Read MoreDitched Delivery Driver Questions Life Choices
Arcade, NY—On the Saturday before Christmas, with darkness approaching, steady snow and thirty-seven deliveries left, rural FedEx Express driver Chuck Ollenburg’s Mercedes Sprinter slipped helplessly into a ditch off of …
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