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Pumpkin Spice Lie Leads To End Of Relationship At Brew House

October 31, 2019November 1, 2019

Buffalo, NY—The budding six- week relationship between John Molten (31) and Jenifer Del Fuego (29) came to an abrupt end at the Labatt Brew House this past weekend. Del Fuego …

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Lack Of Response Further Proof “Just Ronald” Demotion Warranted

October 26, 2019October 28, 2019

Buffalo NY—On August 19, 2019 Buffalo Mud published an article about the movement to demote local Western New York drummer, “Bad Ronald,” to “Just Ronald.” The movement began when “Just …

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East Side Man Demands Refund From Neighbor He Paid To Get Wife Pregnant But Failed After Eighty-Four Attempts

October 20, 2019October 20, 2019

Buffalo, NY—Anatoli Rezvinak of Dutton Avenue on the East side of Buffalo paid his neighbor Boris Tretiack $10,000 to impregnate his wife, Valentina. But, after eighty-four attempts with no results …

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Local Author “Almost” Handsome Enough To Be Spectrum News Anchor

September 29, 2019April 21, 2024

Buffalo, NY—Local author P.A.Kane seeking to increase his media presence recently interviewed for a weekend anchor position at Spectrum News. Kane impressed Spectrum management with his delivery, energy, understanding of …

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Bishop Malone Named Narcissist Of The Year

September 15, 2019September 15, 2019

Buffalo,NY—Buffalo Bishop Richard J. Malone was named Narcissist of the Year by the National Association of Narcissists of the United States (NANUS). After several rounds of voting where NANUS members …

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New Photo Reveals Local Author Is HUGE!

September 7, 2019October 5, 2019

Buffalo, NY—For years local author P.A.Kane has endured rumors regarding his lack of manhood. A recently leaked photograph seems to refute these rumors and reveal the author to be HUGE.  …

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Nissan “Juke” Owner Is An Asshole

September 5, 2019September 6, 2019

Orchard Park, NY— Bill Wellington, a thirty-one year old RN at the Orchard Park Immediate Care is an asshole about his Nissan Juke.   The Juke is a subcompact crossover SUV …

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Movement To Demote Local Drummer “Bad Ronald” To “Just Ronald” Growing

August 19, 2019July 9, 2023

Buffalo NY—Through luck, happenstance and grace, local drummer Ron Leisten was bestowed with the moniker “Bad Ronald,” by legendary Western New York artist, Greg Sterlace. But as a result of …

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Extreme Sex Leads To Kaisertown Woman’s Death, Husband Faces Possible Charges

August 9, 2019August 10, 2019

Buffalo NY—A 911 call was placed by Kaisertown resident Stan Dombrowski when his wife, Marion became unresponsive during an extended session of coitus. The couple had recently resumed their long …

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Mychajliw’s Hotline Receives Two-Hundred-Forty-One Calls Regarding Howard Stern’s Penis

June 28, 2019July 23, 2019

Buffalo, NY—To raise his political profile for an expected run at the NY27 congressional seat in 2020, Erie County Comptroller, Stefan Mychajliw (Mychajliw– pronounced: Opportunitstfuckingasshole) is using county’s Whistleblower Hotline …

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