Local Author’s Wife Plans David Sedaris Torture
Buffalo, NY—Married for what seems like a thousand years, Donna Kane the wife of local author P.A. Kane has informed her often distant and non-responsive husband that when he becomes …
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Trumpy Bear Keeping Supporters Strong
Buffalo N.Y.—Trumpy Bear is a plush, dark brown teddy bear emboldened with a white collar, white cuffs and a long red tie. It has a comb-over-like sweep of blond hair …
Read MoreLocal Author Marks The Passing Of Philip Roth With Quiet Weekend Of Self-Love
Buffalo, NY—From the first lines of Goodbye Columbus local author P.A. Kane knew the writing of Philip Roth was going to have a substantial impact on his life. Regardless of …
Read MoreRock Fan Looking For Summer Return After Procedure
Cincinnati, Oh—A.Reg Tedgro was there in ‘69 when The Who vomited in the bar; he was pushing up against stage in ‘74 at Iggy Pop’s, Murder of a Virgin show …
Read MoreLocal Author Thinks He Might Have A Shot With Uma Thurman
Buffalo, New York—After learning Oscar winner, Gary Oldman (The Darkest Hour) was previously married to Uma Thurman for two years, local author P.A. Kane (Written In The Stars: The Book …
Read MoreShocking Amount of Chevy Monte Carlos In Alden Trailer Park
Alden, N.Y.—Despite ceasing production in 2007, a shocking amount of Chevy Monte Carlos have been spotted in the Seabrook trailer park in Alden, New York. More vexing than the existence …
Read MoreTen-Year Old’s Illusions Shattered By Embarrassing Father
Charlotte, NC—Maeve McNamara, a fifth grader at Landsowne Elementary School had her illusions shattered this past weekend when her father Kevin, dressed in blue suede shoes and a flower infected, …
Read MoreWoman Finds True Self In Past Wine And Necking Choices
Tampa, Fl.—This past week after receiving Facebook birthday wishes from friends, Diane Fox was reminded of some questionaable wine and necking choices she made in high school. Divorced three times, …
Read MoreRecurring Sign Inspires Oil Worker To Start RUSH Cover Band
Fort McMurray, Alberta—Inspired by a series of recurring signs, a twenty-seven year old machinist, Gordie Logan quit his lucrative job in the Canadian sands oil fields to start a Rush …
Read MoreTom Petty Songs Inspire Three Generations Of First Kisses
Buffalo, NY—Three generations of McClure women: Lisa, Jesse and Madison sat at the family dining room table with a big bottle of cabernet mourning the death of the great Tom …
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