The World's Mud with a Local Spin
www.—Smudge, the white internet meme cat known for owning the hysterical, finger pointing, blond Karen, with its pithy one liners has decided to take a break from the spotlight to …
Meme Cat Stepping Back From Spotlight To Do Regular Cat Shit Read More
West Seneca, NY—Donna Kane, the wife of local author P.A.Kane has been giddy for the last two weeks as skilled handyman and all-around good guy Rich Hannotte has been updating …
Handyman’s Skills Prompt Wife Of Local Author To Reevaluate Life Choices Read MoreBuffalo, NY—Loyal readers of Buffalo Mud may have noted a drop off in production in recent weeks. Unlike other area businesses struggling to find employees as the world slowly reopens …
Local Author Contemplating A Different Future Read MoreBuffalo, NY—This week the remaining members of 97 Rock’s “Morning Bull Show,” Rich Gaenzler, Chis Klein and program director, John Hagar were terminated as a result of a racially insensitive …
97 Rock Keeps Same Unimaginative Programming Despite Shakeup Read MoreBuffalo, NY—After clicking on a “Days Like This,” video by Van Morrison in his Facebook feed local Spot Coffee espresso technician and music snob, Hartford Wagmuzzle was shocked to learn …
Local Music Snob Recalls Personal Chappaquiddick After Learning Van Morrison Plays Sax… Read MoreFirst they came for Roseanne, and I said nothing.Then they came for Mr. Potato Head. And I said nothing.Now they’re coming for this beloved children’s book, and I say “no …
From 1977 – I DID NOT KNOW THAT BUFFALO Read MoreWest Seneca, NY—Fala Rubino the owner of a seven-year old gray tabby named Luna and a six-year old calico named Olive went off on his spoiled ungrateful cats after running …
Privileged Cats Unimpressed With Owner’s Rant Read MoreClarence, NY—For years Clarence residents, Frank & Marie Stonefinger, Teddy & Stephanie Woppelganger and John & Stella Hobbletree have gotten together twice a month for dinner and drinks. But in …
Clarence Man Wrecks Carefully Planned Dinner With Embarrassing Shit Read MoreBuffalo, NY—He was at Madison Square Garden for the “No Nukes” concert in ‘79. He was at the WTO protests in Seattle in 1999. And, this past spring he marched …
Lifelong Liberal Wants To Know How “Ayn Rand” Book Ended Up On His Bookshelf Read MoreBuffalo, NY—Cliff Fandango, a Biology teacher at South Park High School has become totally frustrated with his nine-month old son Finn Fandango. On several occasions the elder Fandango has lost …
Children’s Classic “Goodnight Moon” Results In Area Dad Losing His Shit Read More