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Meme Cat Stepping Back From Spotlight To Do Regular Cat Shit

May 13, 2022August 25, 2022 - by P.A. Kane

www.—Smudge, the white internet meme cat known for owning the hysterical, finger pointing, blond Karen, with its pithy one liners has decided to take a break from the spotlight to …

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Handyman’s Skills Prompt Wife Of Local Author To Reevaluate Life Choices

April 28, 2022August 25, 2022 - by P.A. Kane

West Seneca, NY—Donna Kane, the wife of local author P.A.Kane has been giddy for the last two weeks as skilled handyman and all-around good guy Rich Hannotte has been updating …

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Local Author Contemplating A Different Future

June 29, 2021June 29, 2021 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—Loyal readers of Buffalo Mud may have noted a drop off in production in recent weeks. Unlike other area businesses struggling to find employees as the world slowly reopens …

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97 Rock Keeps Same Unimaginative Programming Despite Shakeup

April 11, 2021April 12, 2021 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—This week the remaining members of 97 Rock’s “Morning Bull Show,” Rich Gaenzler, Chis Klein and program director, John Hagar were terminated as a result of a racially insensitive …

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Local Music Snob Recalls Personal Chappaquiddick After Learning Van Morrison Plays Sax…

March 27, 2021March 27, 2021 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—After clicking on a “Days Like This,” video by Van Morrison in his Facebook feed local Spot Coffee espresso technician and music snob, Hartford Wagmuzzle was shocked to learn …

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From 1977 – I DID NOT KNOW THAT BUFFALO

March 11, 2021March 11, 2021 - by P.A. Kane

First they came for Roseanne, and I said nothing.Then they came for Mr. Potato Head. And I said nothing.Now they’re coming for this beloved children’s book, and I say “no …

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Privileged Cats Unimpressed With Owner’s Rant

February 25, 2021February 25, 2021 - by P.A. Kane

West Seneca, NY—Fala Rubino the owner of a seven-year old gray tabby named Luna and a six-year old calico named Olive went off on his spoiled ungrateful cats after running …

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Clarence Man Wrecks Carefully Planned Dinner With Embarrassing Shit

December 13, 2020September 22, 2022 - by P.A. Kane

Clarence, NY—For years Clarence residents, Frank & Marie Stonefinger, Teddy & Stephanie Woppelganger and John & Stella Hobbletree have gotten together twice a month for dinner and drinks. But in …

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Lifelong Liberal Wants To Know How “Ayn Rand” Book Ended Up On His Bookshelf

October 22, 2020October 23, 2020 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—He was at Madison Square Garden for the “No Nukes” concert in ‘79. He was at the WTO protests in Seattle in 1999. And, this past spring he marched …

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Children’s Classic “Goodnight Moon” Results In Area Dad Losing His Shit

October 8, 2020October 8, 2020 - by P.A. Kane

Buffalo, NY—Cliff Fandango, a Biology teacher at South Park High School has become totally frustrated with his nine-month old son Finn Fandango. On several occasions the elder Fandango has lost …

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