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Punk Rocker Heartbroken To See Old Mates All Cowboyed Up For Garth Brooks Concert

July 29, 2022August 25, 2022

Orchard Park, N.Y.—Frankie Lumen opened up his social media accounts early Sunday morning and was heartbroken to see pics of some of his old mates all cowboyed up at the …

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Local Father Gently Pleads With Son To Stop Going Out Into World Like A Cowboy Asshole

June 2, 2022August 25, 2022

Snyder, N.Y.—This week Albert Gilipolas of Snyder gently pleaded with his twenty-five year old son, Albert Jr. to stop going out into the world like some cowboy asshole. The elder …

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Meme Cat Stepping Back From Spotlight To Do Regular Cat Shit

May 13, 2022August 25, 2022

www.—Smudge, the white internet meme cat known for owning the hysterical, finger pointing, blond Karen, with its pithy one liners has decided to take a break from the spotlight to …

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Handyman’s Skills Prompt Wife Of Local Author To Reevaluate Life Choices

April 28, 2022August 25, 2022

West Seneca, NY—Donna Kane, the wife of local author P.A.Kane has been giddy for the last two weeks as skilled handyman and all-around good guy Rich Hannotte has been updating …

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Local Author Contemplating A Different Future

June 29, 2021June 29, 2021

Buffalo, NY—Loyal readers of Buffalo Mud may have noted a drop off in production in recent weeks. Unlike other area businesses struggling to find employees as the world slowly reopens …

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97 Rock Keeps Same Unimaginative Programming Despite Shakeup

April 11, 2021April 12, 2021

Buffalo, NY—This week the remaining members of 97 Rock’s “Morning Bull Show,” Rich Gaenzler, Chis Klein and program director, John Hagar were terminated as a result of a racially insensitive …

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Local Music Snob Recalls Personal Chappaquiddick After Learning Van Morrison Plays Sax…

March 27, 2021March 27, 2021

Buffalo, NY—After clicking on a “Days Like This,” video by Van Morrison in his Facebook feed local Spot Coffee espresso technician and music snob, Hartford Wagmuzzle was shocked to learn …

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From 1977 – I DID NOT KNOW THAT BUFFALO

March 11, 2021March 11, 2021

First they came for Roseanne, and I said nothing.Then they came for Mr. Potato Head. And I said nothing.Now they’re coming for this beloved children’s book, and I say “no …

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Privileged Cats Unimpressed With Owner’s Rant

February 25, 2021February 25, 2021

West Seneca, NY—Fala Rubino the owner of a seven-year old gray tabby named Luna and a six-year old calico named Olive went off on his spoiled ungrateful cats after running …

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Clarence Man Wrecks Carefully Planned Dinner With Embarrassing Shit

December 13, 2020September 22, 2022

Clarence, NY—For years Clarence residents, Frank & Marie Stonefinger, Teddy & Stephanie Woppelganger and John & Stella Hobbletree have gotten together twice a month for dinner and drinks. But in …

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