The World's Mud with a Local Spin
South Amboy, NJ—If Nick Neptune’s bladder wasn’t about to explode as he made his way from Pleasantville, Long Island to Ocean Grove, New Jersey for a Fourth of July celebration …
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New York—Sitting at the table in the Chelsea Hotel on 223 West 23rd Street, where Lou Reed made out with David Bowie in 1973, the Rock-n-Roll Board of Governors voted …
Rock-n-Roll Board Of Governors Strips “Kid Rock” Of Title: Will Be Known As “Just Bob” From Now On Read More
Niagara Falls, NY—Bobby Beancobb was at Sunglass Hut in the Fashion Outlet Mall in Niagara Falls a couple of weekends ago trying on a pair of aviators when he received …
Random Text Message Inspires Local Man To Experiment With His Butthole Read More
Amherst, NY—Inspired by sixty year old Michelle Yeouh who won her first Oscar this past weekend, Lorraine Lemonlight from Accounts Receivable at Delaware North, is determined to stop half assing …
Inspired By Oscar Winner Local Woman Intends To Stop Half-Assing Life Read More
Buffalo, NY—Noting the recent harmony in their relationship, Donna Kane, the longtime wife of local author P.A. Kane came to the stunning conclusion that she is no longer attracted to …
Despite Increased Marital Harmony Wife Of Local Author No Longer Finds Him Attractive Read More
Heaven—Jesus Christ, the Son of God and a principal third of the Holy Trinity is becoming increasingly annoyed at the adorableness of actor Keanu Reeves. In every inch of his …
Jesus Becoming Increasingly Annoyed With The Adorableness Of Keanu Reeves Read More
Buffalo, NY—In the least surprising development ever, a survey conducted by the Thriving Center of Psychology found Buffalo, New York to have the most single women in the United States. …
In The Least Surprising Development Ever, Survey Finds Buffalo City With Most Single Women Read More
World Wide Web—MAGAMingle.US is a dating platform designed for like-minded people on the right side of the political spectrum. MAGAMingle.US, is where Trump/MAGA supporters, conservatives, republicans, Tea Party members, populists, …
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Redwood City, Ca.—Speaking from his Broken Arrow ranch in northern California rocker Neil Young was pissed at all the love and attention Joni Mitchell was getting for her recent appearance …
Neil Young Pissed At Outpouring Of Love For Joni Mitchell Following Newport Return Read More
Orchard Park, N.Y.—Frankie Lumen opened up his social media accounts early Sunday morning and was heartbroken to see pics of some of his old mates all cowboyed up at the …
Punk Rocker Heartbroken To See Old Mates All Cowboyed Up For Garth Brooks Concert Read More