The World's Mud with a Local Spin
New York—Sitting at the table in the Chelsea Hotel on 223 West 23rd Street, where Lou Reed made out with David Bowie in 1973, the Rock-n-Roll Board of Governors voted …
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Niagara Falls, NY—Bobby Beancobb was at Sunglass Hut in the Fashion Outlet Mall in Niagara Falls a couple of weekends ago trying on a pair of aviators when he received …
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Amherst, NY—Inspired by sixty year old Michelle Yeouh who won her first Oscar this past weekend, Lorraine Lemonlight from Accounts Receivable at Delaware North, is determined to stop half assing …
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Buffalo, NY—Noting the recent harmony in their relationship, Donna Kane, the longtime wife of local author P.A. Kane came to the stunning conclusion that she is no longer attracted to …
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Heaven—Jesus Christ, the Son of God and a principal third of the Holy Trinity is becoming increasingly annoyed at the adorableness of actor Keanu Reeves. In every inch of his …
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Buffalo, NY—In the least surprising development ever, a survey conducted by the Thriving Center of Psychology found Buffalo, New York to have the most single women in the United States. …
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World Wide Web—MAGAMingle.US is a dating platform designed for like-minded people on the right side of the political spectrum. MAGAMingle.US, is where Trump/MAGA supporters, conservatives, republicans, Tea Party members, populists, …
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Redwood City, Ca.—Speaking from his Broken Arrow ranch in northern California rocker Neil Young was pissed at all the love and attention Joni Mitchell was getting for her recent appearance …
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Orchard Park, N.Y.—Frankie Lumen opened up his social media accounts early Sunday morning and was heartbroken to see pics of some of his old mates all cowboyed up at the …
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Snyder, N.Y.—This week Albert Gilipolas of Snyder gently pleaded with his twenty-five year old son, Albert Jr. to stop going out into the world like some cowboy asshole. The elder …
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