REVERSAL – Hush Money Payment Made WAS Made!
By David P. Zach—Senior Mud Contributor— Washington D.C.—The following is an official release from the office of Rudolf William Lewis Giuliani, Attorney at Law: “To begin, I want to emphasize …
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Local Woman Rethinking Relationship With Extreme Bills Fan
Buffalo, NY— Education Expert, Angelica Akim is rethinking her year long relationship with extreme Bills fan, David Thunderoof, a.k.a. Captain Dave. Akim, a casual Bills fan at best, could look …
Read MoreIs She THE ONE?…The Buffalo Mud Quiz
By : David P. Zach—Senior Mud Contributor— Wondering if this woman is the one you’re meant to be with? Take our 18 question test and see if you can …
Read MoreRock Fan Looking For Summer Return After Procedure
Cincinnati, Oh—A.Reg Tedgro was there in ‘69 when The Who vomited in the bar; he was pushing up against stage in ‘74 at Iggy Pop’s, Murder of a Virgin show …
Read MoreSouth Buffalo Man’s Misplaced Ass: FOUND
Buffalo, NY—The misplaced ass of M.Purtil Plumbing Office Manager, Jack Conrad, has been found. The ass had been missing since St Patrick’s Day when Conrad woke up without it. Despite …
Read MoreBills Fans Assemble At Airport To Greet AJ McCarron’s… Mom
Cheektowaga NY—This past weekend the air at Prior Aviation was ripe with the scent of Hai Karate and the parking lot jammed with a vast array of Camaros, F150s and …
Read MoreSouth Buffalo Man Misplaces His Ass
Buffalo, NY—M.Purtil Plumbing Office Manager and South Buffalo resident, Jack Conrad woke up Saturday morning and found that his ass was missing. Conrad turned over his house several times, looked …
Read MoreValley Old Neighborhood Parade, Not Really A Parade Says UB Researchers
Buffalo, NY—Researchers from the University of Buffalo’s Anthropology Department have recently published a paper in Parade Today magazine arguing the Valley’s “Old Neighborhood,” St. Patrick’s Day Parade, isn’t really a …
Read MoreLocal Author Thinks He Might Have A Shot With Uma Thurman
Buffalo, New York—After learning Oscar winner, Gary Oldman (The Darkest Hour) was previously married to Uma Thurman for two years, local author P.A. Kane (Written In The Stars: The Book …
Read MorePreparing For Crash White House Staffers Make Lifeboat Inquiries
Washington D.C.—This week an unhinged President Trump accepted the resignation of chief confidant Hope Hicks, referred to Attorney General, Jeff Sessions as DISGRACEFUL, embraced many of the left’s positions on …
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