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Buffalo, NY—M.Purtil Plumbing Office Manager and South Buffalo resident, Jack Conrad woke up Saturday morning and found that his ass was missing. Conrad turned over his house several times, looked …
South Buffalo Man Misplaces His Ass Read MoreBuffalo, NY—Researchers from the University of Buffalo’s Anthropology Department have recently published a paper in Parade Today magazine arguing the Valley’s “Old Neighborhood,” St. Patrick’s Day Parade, isn’t really a …
Valley Old Neighborhood Parade, Not Really A Parade Says UB Researchers Read MoreBuffalo, New York—After learning Oscar winner, Gary Oldman (The Darkest Hour) was previously married to Uma Thurman for two years, local author P.A. Kane (Written In The Stars: The Book …
Local Author Thinks He Might Have A Shot With Uma Thurman Read MoreWashington D.C.—This week an unhinged President Trump accepted the resignation of chief confidant Hope Hicks, referred to Attorney General, Jeff Sessions as DISGRACEFUL, embraced many of the left’s positions on …
Preparing For Crash White House Staffers Make Lifeboat Inquiries Read MoreAlden, N.Y.—Despite ceasing production in 2007, a shocking amount of Chevy Monte Carlos have been spotted in the Seabrook trailer park in Alden, New York. More vexing than the existence …
Shocking Amount of Chevy Monte Carlos In Alden Trailer Park Read MoreBuffalo, NY—For the tenth consecutive Buffalo City Hall was named Phallic Structure of the Year by Architectural Digest. The 1931, thirty-two story Art Deco building was designed by architects …
Buffalo City Hall Named Phallic Structure Of The Year Again Read MoreFairfax, Va.—In the wake of the mass shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida that left seventeen dead and five injured, NRA communication staffers Whitaker Thompson and …
NRA Staffers Annoyed At Being Called Into Work After Massacre Read MoreCharlotte, NC—Maeve McNamara, a fifth grader at Landsowne Elementary School had her illusions shattered this past weekend when her father Kevin, dressed in blue suede shoes and a flower infected, …
Ten-Year Old’s Illusions Shattered By Embarrassing Father Read MoreCambridge, Ma.—Researchers at Harvard University found high levels of frustration among Boomer and Gen X men dealing with their screen obsessed, self-absorbed, unmotivated children. Study participants expressed a desire for …
Researchers Find Boomer And Gen X Men Desire Old School Discipline And Justice Read MoreBy David P. Zach—Senior Mud Contributor. Good news snowflakes: Marvel Studios has contracted with Martin Scorsese to bring their beloved superhero Buffman to the big screen! Buffman was a staple …
The Return Of Buffman Read More