Buffalo Mud Letters
Buffalo, NY–November 2019Dear Buffalo Mud, My heart is broken. Over the summer I met the man of my dreams. It was a hot July night and he stepped off the …
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Pumpkin Spice Lie Leads To End Of Relationship At Brew House
Buffalo, NY—The budding six- week relationship between John Molten (31) and Jenifer Del Fuego (29) came to an abrupt end at the Labatt Brew House this past weekend. Del Fuego …
Read MoreLack Of Response Further Proof “Just Ronald” Demotion Warranted
Buffalo NY—On August 19, 2019 Buffalo Mud published an article about the movement to demote local Western New York drummer, “Bad Ronald,” to “Just Ronald.” The movement began when “Just …
Read MoreEast Side Man Demands Refund From Neighbor He Paid To Get Wife Pregnant But Failed After Eighty-Four Attempts
Buffalo, NY—Anatoli Rezvinak of Dutton Avenue on the East side of Buffalo paid his neighbor Boris Tretiack $10,000 to impregnate his wife, Valentina. But, after eighty-four attempts with no results …
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Speculation Abounds About Retired Teacher’s Man Purse
Buffalo NY—From his tweed jackets to his pork pie hats retired Buffalo School Teacher, Jesse Holmes cuts a sporty metro look. But style isn’t just skinny jeans and sweater vests …
Read MoreLocal Author “Almost” Handsome Enough To Be Spectrum News Anchor
Buffalo, NY—Local author P.A.Kane seeking to increase his media presence recently interviewed for a weekend anchor position at Spectrum News. Kane impressed Spectrum management with his delivery, energy, understanding of …
Read MoreBills Fans Giddy Over Fast Start
Buffalo, NY—The Buffalo Bills 2-0 start to the 2019 NFL season has long suffering fans of the team absolutely giddy. The radio airwaves in Buffalo and around the nation have …
Read MoreBishop Malone Named Narcissist Of The Year
Buffalo,NY—Buffalo Bishop Richard J. Malone was named Narcissist of the Year by the National Association of Narcissists of the United States (NANUS). After several rounds of voting where NANUS members …
Read MoreNew Photo Reveals Local Author Is HUGE!
Buffalo, NY—For years local author P.A.Kane has endured rumors regarding his lack of manhood. A recently leaked photograph seems to refute these rumors and reveal the author to be HUGE. …
Read MoreNissan “Juke” Owner Is An Asshole
Orchard Park, NY— Bill Wellington, a thirty-one year old RN at the Orchard Park Immediate Care is an asshole about his Nissan Juke. The Juke is a subcompact crossover SUV …
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