I Am A Handsome Stable Genius
Grove City, Pa.— Most people are lucky to go through life possessing one noble quality. Perhaps they are as honest as the day is long. Or as dependable as the …
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Tony Robbins’ Neck Is Missing And He Is The Asshole We Always Knew He Was
Palm Beach, Fl—Judging from recent images, where his collar butts up to his granite chin and jaw, it appears that motivational speaker and New York Times best-selling author Tony Robbins …
Read MoreBuffalo Mud Endorses Candidate Of Love For President: Marianne Williamson
Buffalo, NY—In the no brainerest of all no brainer decision, the editorial staff at Buffalo Mud fully and unequivocally endorses Marianne Williamson as the next President of these United States. …
Read MoreMychajliw’s Hotline Receives Two-Hundred-Forty-One Calls Regarding Howard Stern’s Penis
Buffalo, NY—To raise his political profile for an expected run at the NY27 congressional seat in 2020, Erie County Comptroller, Stefan Mychajliw (Mychajliw– pronounced: Opportunitstfuckingasshole) is using county’s Whistleblower Hotline …
Read MoreTwenty Years Later “No Goal” Still Makes Locals Feel Like Losers
Buffalo NY— In the long, knife twisting history of Buffalo sports futility No Goal is only out flanked by Wide Right. June 19, 2019 marked the twentieth anniversary of Brett …
Read MoreDeath Magazine Says “Vaping” Is The Lamest Way To Die
New York, NY—This week Death Magazine published its annual “Lamest Way To Die,” edition and topping this year’s list was vaping. With the introduction e-cigarettes in 2007, vaping has grown …
Read MoreMarine Drive Dog Out To Pee Accidentally Runs Buffalo Half Marathon And Places Fifth
Buffalo, NY—A four-year old bloodhound named Klondike was out for his morning pee when he accidently caught on with runners along the Marine Drive stretch of the Buffalo Half Marathon. …
Read MoreMiddle Scool Teacher Disturbed By Endless Fucking Emails From Joe Biden
West Seneca, NY—Larry Puddlenut, an Algebra teacher at West Middle School is disturbed by the abundance of emails he is receiving from Joe Biden. A lifelong Democrat and contributor to …
Read MoreGame Of Boned!
“Why the hell can’t anyone stick the landing?” Local Pennsylvanian and Senior Mud Contributor- David P. Zach has a problem with how storytellers are wrapping up their tales. “I don’t …
Read MoreNew Injury Law Firm With Familiar Name Begins Operation In Buffalo…YES, It’s More Cellinos- God Help Us!
Buffalo, NY—For decades Ross Cellino and Steve Barnes of the injury law firm Cellino & Barnes have been a constant in Western New York with their jingles, billboards and endless …
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