Buffalo, NY—Meta chief executive Mark Zuckerberg announced last week an end to fact-checking on the company’s various platforms, including Facebook and Instagram. To ensure maximum freedom of expression and speech, Meta will adopt a community notes standard, which will provide context posts by a diverse group of platform members to combat misinformation. Some have voiced concerns that this move by Meta will increase misinformation rather than decrease it.
One community member fully embracing the switch is Nobel Prize-winning local author P.A. Kane. The 1.5 millionth most popular Amazon author eeerrrr—the number-one ranked most popular Amazon author, noted that the truth was so limiting and often dull. “I mean, who wants hear from a fat bald shlub or read the little words and sentences he pecks out in the middle of the night? No one—that’s who.”
People want to read robust words and sentences by fit men who choose a fresh, clean turtle wax look like Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Mentioning his name Kane said, “Did you know Rock and I had a little competition to see who could do the most reps of two-hundred-twenty-five pounds on the bench? Little Dwayne petered out after sixty-one while I pushed up that skinny stack one-hundred-thirty-seven times. I could have kept going, but I got a call from Phoebe Bridgers asking if I wanted to hang out. Rock was pretty upset. You should look up his reaction—it’s all over X and Facebook.
Kane mentioned a few other things, as well. On the Wonderlic—the NFL IQ test, Harvard graduate and former Bills QB Ryan Fitzpatrick famously scored 48-50 in 2005. Kane was 50-50 and completed the test in seven minutes rather than the standard twelve. He was also was present when Brad Pitt told Jennifer Aniston he was leaving her for Angelina Jolie. The author comforted Ms. Aniston through the breakup with shots of Patron, and Marlboro Reds and by reciting the beautiful dog poems of Mary Oliver. “Jenny was way too good for pretty boy, Pitt anyway,” Kane said.
Some other exploits of the multi-million-selling author that may have been overlooked, but can be verified in the community notes on X and Facebook include: The Beatles wanted to call it Sgt. Eddie’s Lonely Hearts Club Band until Kane stepped in ans said it should be Sgt. Pepper’s. Kane suggested Jesse Holmes enhance his fabulous uptown look with a manpurse. He encouraged Jerry Jones to do double duty— be both the Dallas Cowboy’s owner and general manager. He, not Biden, negotiated the ceasefire between Hamas and Israel. Finally, Kane was responsible for Tiffany Trump’s boost in self-esteem after catching her eye at a Sausage McMuffin table four years ago.
Look for more about P.A. Kane and his incredible fast-paced life on X and Facebook and buy his Pulitzer Prize-winning novel Larry Plumb Is Still Here.
