The World's Mud with a Local Spin
Lackawanna, NY—Seeing a glowy orange picture of a setting sun above Woodlawn Beach on a friend’s social media page, which implores viewers to be grateful for this beautiful gift from …
Local Man Sick Of All This Gratefulness Nonsense Read More
Buffalo, N.Y.—This week local author P.A.Kane was taking an early morning hike along a creek bed in Chestnut Ridge Park with a friend and his trusted forty-nine pound canine companion …
Despite Visual Evidence Wife Of Local Author Still Doesn’t Believe He Can Walk On Water Read More
Washington D.C.—Last week documentary filmmaker Nick Quested, testified before the House Select Committee on the January 6 Attack. Quested had been embedded with the white supremacist hate group, the Proud …
Proud Boys Dispute Embedded Filmmakers Taco Claims Read More
Buffalo, NY—After seventeen seasons former Bills quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick retired from the NFL this week. The journeyman signal caller played for nine different teams, amassing a record of 59-87-1 with …
Former Bills Quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick To Advocate For “Hairy Man” Causes In Retirement Read More
Snyder, N.Y.—This week Albert Gilipolas of Snyder gently pleaded with his twenty-five year old son, Albert Jr. to stop going out into the world like some cowboy asshole. The elder …
Local Father Gently Pleads With Son To Stop Going Out Into World Like A Cowboy Asshole Read More